I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

this is still the realest thing ever said about america

made a video to explain what's happened to omid djalili

Rufuk's Cunningham didn’t realise she wasn’t at a care home, but at a university. 😂

just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge

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okay but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a few days

while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge.

Two panel meme, both show a man being interviewed by a journalist. “Fortunately the bad days are over” “Now it's time for even worse davs”.

Evergreen post #TheNews.

Sorry I missed your phone call, I was waiting for it to stop ringing so I could text you back to ask what you want.

“It was George Galloway wot won it" is a truly FASCINATING position for Keir Starmer to take, especially when his other options included...not doing that.

Sectarianism is when muslims vote for a female plumber and a gay jew.

I am very smart.

@greenpartyhan.bsky.social

Lmao

We need a 3rd bit of good news this morning for the hat trick, and let's face it, we all know what the best one would be.

This is turning into an absolute all-timer Friday.

Why losing in Gorton & Denton is a big win for Nigel Farage, by Chris Mason As the ballot boxes are being cleared away and the candidates and their supporters make their tried way home, the dust settles on the dramatic Gorton & Denton by-election and it’s clear that, …

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The Gorton and Denton result is fantastic for several reasons, but easily the funniest one is that the Tories got so few votes that they LOST THEIR DEPOSIT.

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

anyway happy birthday m8 hope handing state secrets over to the biggest pedo ever was worth it 🎂

👀👇🏻 ‘BBC News understands Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office.’

I strongly suspect that if we just converted some cow-milking machines such that we could attach all the major alt-right figures to it by their gentleman's appendages in a massive blow job barn, all this would go away.

It’s very good of Prince William to distance himself from his horrific uncle Andrew, while on a visit to hang out with journalist-murdering bastard Mohammed bin Salman. I

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

Jason Roth @LucidJay Replying to @Hipstercrite Once Andre 3000 was on my ferry ride to Alcatraz and I said hi. My 6 y.o. autistic son came over and started talking his ear off about German Shepherds, his obsession at the time. Andre talked to him about dogs for like 20 mins. We exchanged numbers. 4 years later I got this text iMessage Aug 30, 2017, 9:38 PM Hi Jason. I was searching for a name and yours popped up. I remember our cool encounter on the boat. Ha . How's the kid ? I'm living in nyc now . So if you're ever here please reach out.

This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.

Guys. I don’t think he saw the movie.

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose

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