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Part time fact checker, full time ailurophile. My two cats speak perfect English, just not when anyone else is around.

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12.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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12.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE LENGTH OF A FILM SHOULD BE DIRECTLY RELATED TO THE ENDURANCE OF THE HUMAN BLADDER.
-ALFRED HITCHCOCK

Text copied from image: THE LENGTH OF A FILM SHOULD BE DIRECTLY RELATED TO THE ENDURANCE OF THE HUMAN BLADDER. -ALFRED HITCHCOCK

12.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just slightly ahead of its time.

12.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 2020, OntarioπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Jeep owner Allison Parliament, as a random act of friendly positivity, put a little duck on the Jeep of a stranger, who loved the gesture, posted to social media, and it caught on worldwide as a way to share smiles & kindness. Allison passed away in 2024 but her legacy lives on.

12.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
They create chaos and then promise you that they're going to deal with the chaos that they create. But, in fact, the chaos is what they thrive on.
JASON STANLEY
How Fascism Works

They create chaos and then promise you that they're going to deal with the chaos that they create. But, in fact, the chaos is what they thrive on. JASON STANLEY How Fascism Works

Chaos in the world creates
churn on Wall Street.
Fascists love chaos and churn to death.

10.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I know where you're coming from, but bear in mind how that would re-victimize the victims. That material must never be made widely available.

11.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Hawkeye and Trapper John in a scene from a 1977 episode of MASH.

Hawkeye and Trapper John in a scene from a 1977 episode of MASH.

A dated pop culture reference, but I'll allow it.

11.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Iranians say the darnedest things.

11.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing haunts Trump, ever. He doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone but himself, and in his demented mind he is always right.

11.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada played a major role in the US-led Afghanistan war and we lost 158 troops during that conflict. Show some respect instead of showing your ignorance, please.πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

11.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot
To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

- the ONION -

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Diabolical.

11.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, Trump has made everything worse.

10.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss but worse.

10.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"I think we're just gonna kill people."
DONALD TRUMP
ON WHETHER HE NEEDS CONGRESSIONAL OVERSIGHT TO COMMIT ACTS OF WAR

Text copied from image: "I think we're just gonna kill people." DONALD TRUMP ON WHETHER HE NEEDS CONGRESSIONAL OVERSIGHT TO COMMIT ACTS OF WAR

Trump's cavalier attitude is due to his psychopathy.

10.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aaron Ruparo@atrupar.com β€’ 15h a slurring Trump in new video on American troops killed by Iran: "Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends. That's the way it is. Likely be more."

Text copied from image: Aaron Ruparo@atrupar.com β€’ 15h a slurring Trump in new video on American troops killed by Iran: "Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends. That's the way it is. Likely be more."

Trump doesn't give a shit.

09.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If Trump really wants to destroy Iran he should go be its president for a few months.

28.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 3226 πŸ” 738 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 28
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What a shameful exercise in performative religiosity and piety 😳

08.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 6362 πŸ” 2115 πŸ’¬ 536 πŸ“Œ 175

Best judges of character are dogs and kids.

08.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But think about that for a moment. You're asking for kiddie porn to be made publicly available. No way that is necessary to prosecute those crimes.

07.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Justice Department publishes some missing Epstein files related to Trump The Justice Department has published additional Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor after an NPR investigation found dozens of pages were withheld.

This article includes 16 pages of an FBI interview with an Epstein victim who describes, among many other things, being victimized by Trump and others as a teen.
www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...

07.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🎯🎯

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 25896 πŸ” 9359 πŸ’¬ 851 πŸ“Œ 379
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05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 2039 πŸ” 598 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 23

Half a century of imminence.

05.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Pedo TrπŸ’©mp running from the Epstein Files'

Michael De Adder Cartoon 'Pedo TrπŸ’©mp running from the Epstein Files'

Thursday ThoughtsπŸ€”πŸ
'Run Pedo Run'
-π‘€π‘–π‘β„Žπ‘Žπ‘’π‘™ 𝐷𝑒 π΄π‘‘π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿ πΆπ‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘π‘œπ‘œπ‘›

05.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 2799 πŸ” 870 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 25
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AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

05.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 21552 πŸ” 5924 πŸ’¬ 393 πŸ“Œ 220

In the case of Trump's war on Iran however, it doesn't make sense.

05.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your own purrsonal assistant! 😬😺

04.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1017 πŸ” 198 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 24
Screen shot of my Google search moments ago for "epstein files" showing multiple news media results posted within the past 17 hours.

Screen shot of my Google search moments ago for "epstein files" showing multiple news media results posted within the past 17 hours.

Plenty of people are still talking about the Epstein files.

05.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0