Not sure why I was a hoping for a chill Chicago ayatollah who likes the White Sox

they stole an hour from women

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

it'll happen one year from now

Broke friends don’t even have android phones anymore they have some shit called a Quasar

i genuinely miss when website sort of looked absolutely atrocious. everythings to clean and corporate now. theres no soul

Newt and Cally Gingrich looking very normal

But he's hot right? oh ok, charismatic then? Huh, so he's a spiritual leader? Well ok then he must be consistent? Oh really,.. well decisive then? But effective presumably?

Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’

Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ https://theonion.com/nation-admittedly-curious-to-hear-how-trump-pronounces-strait-of-hormuz/

Just a few weeks ago, all these European powers spoke of the threat that the US now presents to Europe. They talked about the possibility of Trump attacking Greenland, like it was an imminent and existential danger. Now Trump unilaterally bombs Iran and they all fall in lockstep

bullshit.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

has anyone in the government even bothered to tell anyone what reason we are pretending to rely on here this time? not even a fig leaf anymore. just spree killings. mass murderer shit

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

objective 1: pull the USA into a war with Iran

objective 2: ok have fun bye :)

The US, as a whole, is more anti-war than at any time in my lifetime. That there isn't a party you can reliably count on to oppose war on principle is one of the most deflating aspects of American politics. These fucking chickenhawks are willing to destroy everything to satisfy their bloodlust.

Headline: Moskowitz, Gottheimer oppose Iran war powers resolution, breaking with most Dems. (official portraits of Moskowitz and Gottheimer). Subhead: They should just rename it the Ayatollah Protection Act because that’s what it does Rep. Jared Moskowitz said

If you don't want a vote on matters of war and peace, gtfo of congress, because that's literally your job.

If you think it's better to leave those matters to the likes of Trump and Hegseth, gtfo of Democratic politics.

The lollipop I was sucking on after I drop it on the carpet:

The Constitution clearly gives Congress the power to spend taxpayer funds, and no law allows the president to halt if he feels some US states aren’t being “good stewards” of the money.

In case there’s any confusion on this, the Impoundment Control Act forbids it.

Taxation without representation.

An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license.

This is pure cruelty.

www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

the concept of partying with the guy who went under oath to say that epstein didn’t do anything wrong

Nico Robin dressed as a cowgirl rides on a horse, as Franky in Centaur Mode dashes besides her as the sun sets on the desert plain. The text reads "Saddle up for 2026. Inked traditionally and colored with Copic Sketch Markers.

💥🏮🐴 Happy Lunar New Year!!! 🐴🏮💥

I hope you enjoy the ride! 🏇

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