Mara

Lost this fight today

Really great considering how bad the last few were

28/3/6 with two stocks and no turnovers on 79% true shooting and a +26 +/- from Scoot in a 20 point win

Ya fucking love to see it

Really encouraging first-half minutes for Scoot after the way the road trip went for him.

I love watching scoot Henderson play basketball

Always love a good scoot game

Can’t wait till October when they’ll let me partake in my 13th favorite amendment

I don’t know who Smith is but his partnerships with both Cross and Wesson have had a profound impact on my life

I think my PO would not like that I’m tweeting shit like this. Luckily they keep switching me to a new PO every month and a half and don’t communicate any actual information about me so I get a new leash pretty regularly

Occasionally the failures of the American bureaucratic state work in my favor

The balancing act of my street cred is a constant struggle. I can only be so dorky before it starts to overshadow my two protest arrests.

If I ever want to take improv classes, I’m gonna have to do serious time

I will not eat 7/11 dinner tonight. I will not eat 7/11 dinner tonight. I will not eat 7/11 dinner tonight. I will not eat 7/11 dinner tonight. I will not eat 7/11 dinner tonight. I will not eat 7/11 dinner tonight. I will not eat 7/11 dinner tonight. I will not eat 7/11 dinner tonight. I will not e

No asexual lesbian has ever gone 5 minutes without saying they’re an asexual lesbian

I am definitely no exception

The one season I don’t pay for LOITV and commit myself to getting enough sleep on the weekends is the one where Bohs start the season with 13 points in 5 games are sit atop the league?

Fmljfckmstbhfrfr

You can’t both believe in abolishing the police and have in your mind potential situations in which you would call the police. Those are incompatible beliefs.

Person at my liberal arts college actively calling the police: “I mean ACAB obviously but…”

If he can find some middle ground in his approach, he should be a 115+ wRC+ bat for the Reds next year and should hit like 20-25 homers in the GABP if he gets enough plate appearances

I haven’t “tweeted” about JJ Bleday in a while so here goes:

4 WAR season incoming. He’ll do really well in that Reds lineup and also will remember how to hit against righties again. He was bad vs lefties for most of his career and even tho last year was bad, he had a 141 wRC+ against them

It did work tho. Sen. Jeff Merkley called for a ceasefire in Palestine like right after this protest so I’m calling that a win for ol’ Mara

Fucking pigs arresting my ass for looking too good (and also criminal mischief)

I did look great that day tho so can you blame me?

I got this red top that I really like and every time someone compliments it, I can’t stop myself from saying “thanks, I got arrested in it one time” and then regret it immediately cuz I remember that some people are against crime (a bad but all too common opinion)

Jason Tatum when he realizes he’s 6’9” memes but it’s me being 6’1” in my liberals arts basketball gym class

Thank g-d and greyhound

*whispers* i still fully believe in taj bradley. top 10 cy finish incoming

Walter Clayton Jr 8 assists in 27 minutes off the bench?

That’s my goat

Also wow the grizzlies are not a good basketball team lmao. I knew it was bad but giving up 30+ to JG and Jrue in the same game is fucking crazy

Matthew Gray Gubler is such an unserious name

How do you, as a parent, do that to your child?

Consider the episode where they kill Logan Paul

They should invent a world that doesn’t suck 8 ft donkey balls

Bro Dosunmu just tried to kill Sidy wtf

The simpsons episode is however, truly fantastic. Prolly in my top 10