kimchi-momi

The gasoline we are buying today was likely processed weeks ago, meaning it was made with cheaper oil.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

History has taught us that a regime change made by an outside force does not last.

Saying “this time will be different” is like trying to fish (for live fish) in a dried up pond.

For those 3, ALWAYS make sure you are in your StarFleet-approved hazmat & employ the biohazard protocols: basically clean up, put the liquid and the items used* to clean up said liquid into a torpedo casing. Then shoot torpedo into the nearest star.

*Place hazmat suits in decon after each use

::eye twitches::

Which liquid are you worried about?

who do you think i asked to help me with that?

::starts hyperventilating::

I need to pay Odo a visit…

HOW IS HE IN CHARGE WHEN HE IS NEITHER A STARFLEET OR BAJORAN OFFICER?!?!?!????

another dazzling design by @plainsluttygarak.bsky.social.

But still. The Chief needs a mute option.

The Chaotic Quartet are now rounding them up. APPARENTLY they ordered it via the bartender who will remain nameless to join the lonely polar bear in cargo bay 67.

Or as I like to call it: Cargo Bay Faux Andorria

The polar bear is safely ensconced in cargo bay 67, where Lt Skipper and his crew have transformed it into an Andorrian (frozen) paradise.

They probably left bc they knew the Chief will say a food word near a replicator and cause food chaos again.

He NEEDS a mute button.

Lt @ristinraccoon.bsky.social , WHY is @cousinnudaq.bsky.social listed as an Acting officer when he is not a member of Starfleet nor the Bajoran militia?????

YOU’RE ON THE SECURITY FEED SAYING THE WORD “EXPRESS-O”!!!!!

We have WITNESSES!!!!!

@quark-rp.bsky.social the replicators are able to translate your near perfect pronunciations.

Unfortunately…..they fling food when the Chief is near a replicator and say a food item name and or ingredient.

Which is why we need the Chief to have a mute option.

I SAW AND HEARD YOU ON THE SECURITY FEED!!!! ODO WAS THE CHAIR NEXT TO YOU!!!!!

we really need that mute option for the Chief

Liquids and cotton candy do not need to be washed.

Liquids are washed bc they’re already liquid.

Cotton candy is a gift from the gods and this does not require washing.

Someone (Kira) asked for a quadruple espresso shot in their raktajino 5 days ago.

That’s why she’s been on duty non stop.

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WHY ARE YOU BLAMING A FACELESS STRANGER WHEN YOU SAID “EXPRESS-O”?!?!?? I SAW THE SECURITY FEED, MILES O’BRIEN!!!!

Yes. Good rule of thumb: if it is liquid or cotton candy, DO NOT WASH.

Thank you, Senator, for seeing a bright side to free flung coffee.

But……Odo’s now looking for you.

The coffee already has water, so no need to wash the liquid.

Get yourself some coffee beans instead to wash.

Exactly. The replicators now fling food and beverages onto the Promenade as a result of a glitch where they do that when the Chief speaks near a replicator.

Someone needs to keep the Chief AWAY from the replicators…

@quark-rp.bsky.social is using gender roles as a way to not pay you?!!!!

do i need to contact…..the FCA?

YOU still owe me 15 bars of latinum from all those tongo games. Tell you what - I’ll take off 2 strips of latinum from your debt for that hour Lt @ristinraccoon.bsky.social used.

@alteredmedicine.bsky.social can we put a mute option on his vocal cords?

Cotton candy is sneaky like that.

Lollipops take a long time to dissolve.

Btw, try the Starbase 80 Chocolate Habanero Ghost Pepper lollipop™️

Use the gorilla glue. He won’t be able to remove it without medical intervention and a lot of skin removed.