on the bright side i can't imagine losing a democratic primary against ilhan omar as an ICE lawyer is much work at all

Right???

Rude

You are in NY? Peer

Send me all the schadenfreude por favor~~~

A constant in my internet life if you will.

Wow I log in and see you lusting over the aliens. You are truly my north star.

She is being hot at the BAFTAs in blue and she won!

I am going to sue you for emotional distress.

They just hate cos they are not the chosen ones lol

Moon face checking in

So people want....Virgos?

That is Tyra? Oh......

Lord

What is going on?

The Court, accordingly, ORDERS that: 1. Plaintiffs shall file under seal (but not ex parte) by February 20, 2026, a Notice indicating which Plaintiffs are currently in which third countries; 2. Plaintiffs shall by February 27, 2026, file a Notice noting the number of Plaintiffs who wish to travel independently to a U.S. port of entry or who wish to be flown from a third country to the United States for their court proceedings, understanding that in both scenarios they will be detained upon arrival. Plaintiffs shall simultaneously file a separate Notice under seal listing the names of such individuals; 3. Plaintiffs shall by March 9, 2026, file a Notice giving the number of Plaintiffs (in Venezuela or third countries) who wish to file supplements to their habeas class petition, including challenges to the Proclamation or their identification as TdA members. Plaintiffs shall likewise file a simultaneous Notice under seal listing those individuals’ names

The Government shall promptly return to Plaintiffs upon written request by their current counsel all passports and identification documents that any agency currently retains, and it shall make good-faith efforts to obtain any of Plaintiffs’ passports or identification documents that were transferred to El Salvador; and 5. The Government shall file a Status Report by March 13, 2026, explaining how and when it will transport any Plaintiff seeking return to the United States from a third country. In that Status Report, the Government shall also inform the Court as to the feasibility of returning Plaintiffs still in Venezuela who wish to return for their proceedings. It shall also describe the steps taken to obtain any passports or identification documents from El Salvador.

BREAKING

Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.

Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.

Doc buff.ly/rccakD7

Um yes this 💯

Please

I stay off bluesky for a minute and I see you are up to the same shenanigans. We need to compare notes.

that's a pristine clapback, well done, 10/10 no notes

@mattcameron.bsky.social once I heard she was an OPLA attorney I was like lololol I see what is really going on and one can only guess how much the schadenfreude increased

Though hard to feel bad for an OPLA attorney who thought they could just jump in and argue habeas cases on behalf of an agency does not listen to court orders.

Duuuuuuuuude

Mikki, I just laughed out loud omg I cannot...

Yes for sure. Lord I need to rewatch the Benifica highlights. I was in a bar and missed everything in the chaos.

You are having way too much fun, Brian.

Lol

He cannot keep all the kids if they want to play.

Maybe think about it. In your spare time.