Ryan Fine

music is my girlfriend

she’s got larry david eyes

my new years resolution for 2026 is to be more annoying

if i was god i wouldn’t have made gay shit like the heavens and the earth on day 1, i probably would have started with something awesome like hummus

if you’re straight then i think maybe you just don’t really understand sex

music is basically the best thing in the world

divorce is such a crazy concept like not only am i breaking up with you but i’m also suing you

charlie kirk taught me it was ok to be weird

SAYING IT EARLY AND OFTEN 2027 IS GONNA BE MY YEAR

it is extremely funny that “stan” has entered the gay vernacular however

I can’t believe there’s people who actually think eminem is a great artist and it’s not just a bit

one of the first things I will do after I turn 30 later this month is have a huge modest mouse phase

I like homosexuality and being gay

idk if i am always gonna be a performer but either as a musician or just a big fan i’ll always be glad that i decided to make music a big part of my life

it feels like they’re trying to push it as the next titanic right now lol

kinda picking up vibes that the odyssey is gonna be the highest grossing movie of all time or something

i gotta start dressing way gayer in my 30s

trying to be cool will literally kill you

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what’s the deal with people being straight nowadays? like you know you don’t have to do that anymore right?

german is the gayest language because instead of saying “there is” or “there are” you say “it’s giving”

they put fathers day right in the middle of pride month because your dad is gay

and the bladee song was on

I wish I could freeze time and do nothing but listen to music for 1,000 years

we have to try harder

I genuinely feel like I have barely scratched the surface of understanding how good music is

please don’t call noodles “noods”

things I learned when I worked for a moving company for 2 months a couple years ago:
-most conservative straight men are way worse people than you might think they are
-there are only like 5 different coffee tables and tv stands that you’re allowed to have when you’re rich

there is only one thing Mike Hadreas cannot do and that is miss

taco bell sauce packet that says “so no head?”