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This is dope
Town Meeting is the day New Englanders relearn how terrible their neighbors really are.
Ukraine has sent drone experts and interceptor drones to help defend US military bases in Jordan from Iranian drone attacks.
Washington asked for help last week, and Ukrainian specialists were deployed the very next day. “We reacted immediately,” Zelensky said.
www.kyivpost.com/post/71523
Or as Gandhi said, “Snitches get Stitches.”
I will never hear the name Markwayne Mullin without thinking of this kimmyschmidt.fandom.com/wiki/Reveren...
Sullys Assemble!
lots of ppl said they support neurodivergence until it's a mcdonald's CEO
Fun fact: This is the same Troy, NH police chief who was called out for attending Trump’s "Save America" rally in Washington, D.C., on January 6, 2021, which preceded the attack on the U.S. Capitol.
#NHPolitics www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2026...
Dept. of Safety Settles Sexual Harassment Lawsuit for $200K indepthnh.org/2026/03/02/d...
Spider bite.
lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’
Doctor: You really need to sleep to get over this sinus infection.
Me: Ok doc, so I’ll just fix my brake line, finish writing a big ish story, and take the kids to the circus.
I wonder if there's a connection between the lack of any stupid rules of engagement and the US/Israeli missile strikes that killed eighty or ninety schoolchildren 36 hours ago.
Transpose this 1970 campaign speech by antisemitic white supremacist Asa Carter into the voice of JD Vance or Elon Musk or Matt Walsh and tell me if you could tell the difference.
This is hardly the primary issue, but I guess Khamenei isn't going to respond to my Twitter DMs asking if he liked anime.
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
Stupidity is fatal.
Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover October 2006: WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything Page 14
My all-time fav
Eat your liver. Don’t you know there are children starving in China?
Where are your bylines?
Remember, this guy then killed an MIT professor while they were stumbling to catch up
JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.
"You now live in a country where volunteers deliver babies at home, in secret, off the books, because mothers fear that if they go to the hospital, they will be abducted by masked, armed agents of the state while giving birth.
This is not a hypothetical. It is your lived reality. It is America."
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
Here it is, your moment of zen.
I dreamt I was going into business with Abe Lincoln to sell his new invention, “cold beverages.” Anyway, happy Presidents Day.
