Only a matter of time before Trump Caskets
14.03.2026 21:13
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Only a matter of time before Trump Caskets
I think I can get half a key lime pie for 3.14 at Publix. I’ll have to go look.
Now begins the “is it here yet?” part of the waiting.
I’m a MacBook bitch again.
Which means stickers
*bites into an Arch Deluxe*
It’s not squeaking.
Go get him, Bruce!
Well, you know. That excursion.
But hey money well spent.
DOGE axed PEPFAR, ended nutritional aid.
Those involved deserve to be drug through the streets.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Surprise ending. Didn’t see it coming.
Neither did Abe.
Exit. Stage left!
*wanders around*
Dangit, spelled it wrong. Well like spelling really counts when it comes to Whiner in Chief.
We need the Element back.
And jealous crabs.
Did he PINCH YOU?
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All boat tours are cancelled until they’re out.
Heavens to mergatroid! They’re mutilating the children! Mutilizing, even!
Ah. Yeah I used to be terrified of them. But then things change.
Couldn’t they have employed the fuckjet in these missions?
Oh my god I think I still have my minidisc player.
Holy crap 💽
Hope they’ve updated their tour coaches.
If you had a supernumerary nipple, would it be Nipsey Thrussle?
If y’all are booking tickets for “Devil”, guess how the reserved seats are shown:
Happy Smarch weather!
What? What’s wrong with dragonflies?
One day, a cleansing rain shall come.
Stop gnawing on the armrest! It’s full of empty calories!
It was stupidness.
But I think Horace is probably the best thing to happen for mom.
Except for the Franzia debacle.
Honestly if Judy #2 dies I won’t be attending the funeral if I can’t spit on her 2nd daughter. Bitch called my mom a cunt.
Miranda, your mom bled my father dry. And then divorced him when the money ran out.
Horace went out one morning to get the paper.Jonathon was passed out on the lawn. Horace threw the keys to the civic on the roof and turned the sprinklers on.
Horace didn’t take any shit especially when it came to my brother.
Jonathon hung out with the kids at the north end of the neighborhood who’d take over the family business. Which meant bulshitting st school and getting drunk.
One morning he went out to get the paper and Jonathon was passed out
Jesus.