Jack

If Arsenal do win the Premier League this season, they'll need to have the parade in the Cardiac Care unit because that's where everyone will be.

This guy appears to have been in health care sales til 1y ago? I’m a complete layman but… skeptical

I genuinely think if you're a Palantir shareholder you should be freaking out at the idea SCOTUS would allow this.

It’s really funny to hit the Pacers with it when the wizards did the exact same thing but more egregiously like 5 days ago though

Yeah it feels like this season is the one that pushes reform over the line. If only anyone knew how to fix it lol

Yeah comparing last year’s nba playoffs to this is crazy

I’m convinced bsky/threads/whoever could so easily kill Twitter by stealing the sports audience right now

Yeah I’m dreaming of a scam Claxton trade

Rudy’s still a very good anchor! ~22% of the cap for 2 years is not a negative value contract. Maybe if he falls off a cliff next year, but then he’s got 1 year left and they can pretty easily move him.

Tickets are cheap this year! That’s 100% LeBron pricing

I don’t want Kuminga as a long term piece at all but part of me believes a half season of Jordi wingflation with him could get that King’s 1st back on the table

There’s obviously something to this but also the dates/ages on this imply they’re surveying 12 year olds

Is he adopting trump stance? lmao

I really enjoyed Weapons when I was home sick last week

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

tfw the guy who made this chart is going to be in charge of the fed

Benjamin White on the overlap. I got my joy back.

Also, that’s the best he could do there??

Yeah I think the fanbase has gotten a little crazy about his minutes but also don’t want him getting yanked whenever he makes a couple mistakes in a non-blowout

Isn’t that very different than GFC austerity though? Or maybe I’m a hit dog hollering

Don’t worry,Brick is so locked in to mock draft simulators rn

If I ever said something this stupid at my job I’d be immediately fired

He’s great but he doesn’t come close to replacing the progressive passing I don’t think. And I’m not sure I’d want to sequester him to full time fullback

Lmao. Caymen Islands

Shouldn’t it be Spenitentiary at least

Idk I was pretty surprised by the number of Christians I went to HS with posting about it on fb. People who don’t usually post. Idk maybe it’s bc it became such a topic, but it seems like his reach to young Christians specifically was broader than I realized

Obviously you’re broadly correct, but it seems like Nexstar is like all broadcast? It feels like they should be at least a little worried about alienating their remaining viewership

Yeah I can see the logic for Jamie Dimon, but if I’m legacy media this feels like an extremely risky move

Feel like people would have said the same for the Internet but it’s had the opposite effect imo (everyone wants an influencer lifestyle now)

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”