Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Anyone got any ideas why TikTok hates jerboas?
6.5k posts migrated over since 2009. Not bad, @blueark.app
Migrating via @blueark.app soon.... suck it Elon
Does anyone have any online stores that they like to shop from, similar to @TractorSupply but without the racism, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, and general alt right and neo Nazi rhetoric?
There's no option to ask for a reimbursement for the iced latte that randomly appeared in place of a hot latte, when y'all are automatically reimbursing other things when they are out of stock. The UX is so bad
Hey @GrubHub I beg of you, please let me get reimbursements for multiple things. No donuts so they reimburse it but I can't reimburse the coffee that they got wrong completely because there's already a pending reimbursement for the donuts that they didn't have ๐
Love the birthday emails I get from companies like @Dove! It's what I've always wanted! ๐
Adding to the thread with some keywords she might search up if she's trying to find us.
Ohio - USA - Aunt Jan - Mother - Uncle Steven - Factory worker - Compassion International - Child sponsorship - Graduation - Doctor - Sunitha - India - Village - Children - Money - Ball
I was very young when my parents sponsored her up to her graduation. I really would like to get in touch with her but if she doesn't want to reach out, I fully understand. Hopefully this post sitting here will find her if she goes looking for us. You're still family. We love you.
I'm gonna put this out there in hopes it finds her. In the 1990s, my parents sponsored a child through Compassion International. She called my mom, Aunt Jan and my dad, Uncle Steven. Her first name was Sunitha. She wanted to be a doctor and loved playing with her soccer ball.
Nordstrom cancelled my order days after I placed it? Trash ahh company, I swear.
*deep sigh* Classic EA.
I go to log into my #Sims4 for the first time in legit months and somehow many of the packs I've purchased in the past are in fact now purchasable again and removed from my game.
When I say I'm tired of this hell game, y'all...
For the record, believe and support victims. Hold yourself and friends accountable. People you thought were good can do some horrible shit. Good people own up to that. If they don't, are they really the good people you thought they were?
Didn't his ass release a "believe victims and don't frame yourself in the situation" post and then when it's his buddy suddenly he wasn't believing victims until there was irrefutable proof and then he made it about how it hurt HIM?! Ohmygod, this fuckin kid needs a time out.
Oh lookie, there's the damage control tour we all saw coming from a mile away. When I tell you there are a LOT of content creators you need to be wary of, I fully mean it.
Screenshot from an Irish Times article: Patrick Freyne Mon Mar 8 2021 - 23:00 Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals, displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it's like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.
In light of the photoshop debacle, Iโm required to post this classic by Patrick Freyne of The Irish Times:
Does anyone know of a storm monitor that covers Ohio, similar to Ryan Hall?
Daily Kos Management expects the Guild to take the fall, again
Get you some friends that give you the Christmas gift of a video of @JoeyRichter thanking you for introducing your friends to StarKid and being his genuinely wonderful self.
@AnoMollyTwitch and @Sparafucile_42, you two are fantastic and I adore you. Merry Christmas!
Here we see Katie showing a common way that forced birthers try to pretend personal choice is what pro-choice means. We don't care what anyone's personal choice is, we just don't want the government deciding for anyone what to do with their own damn bodies.
Also this dude managed to put a bunch of stuff is out of stock but still managed to find it and put it on the receipt so I have a bunch of stuff as not in stock but also available and got but also he purchased for $0.
How the hell I managed to order a quart of milk and my Kroger delivery shopper gets me three but there's no way for me to find the original order to confirm I didn't mess up or they didn't try and screw me over...
Mr. Mitchell, you're messy. Get your shit together. My god.
Y'all, he hasn't even started the job. He wanted to take calls from his phone away from the main house to avoid my deaf dad being loud in call backgrounds. He's getting a violation, or rather my dad who owns the property will be, for a hypothetical that hasn't even happened yet.
Them: You can keep it but can't use it as a home office. You're in violation for doing so and will get the new violation sent out on Monday.
Roommate: Okay according to the zoning laws I'm allowed to store it on the property but not with the trailer I just got so I'm getting rid of the trailer. Can I still have the RV? Was wanting to take calls from inside as a sort of home office for my remote job.
Them: Your roommate can't have an RV on the property, get rid of it since you're in violation or we'll be forced to take further action against you.
Small town Ohio village administrators harassing people round... whatever we're on now
Just a reminder that it is 2023 and Flint, Michigan still doesn't have clean water
