Matt Wallace

BUT HE HAS A FERRARI PEOPLE WHO HAVE FERRARIS ARE NEVER WRONG ABOUT THINGS

That’s not what my good friend Dollar Sign Key Chain Producer says!

Jon’s making a short film I’ve written and he’s vlogging about the process and you should check it all out!

Masuma Khan has lived in Altadena for nearly 30 years.

Last year, despite having no criminal history, she was detained by ICE and denied the medication she needed to breathe. Her family contacted my office, and we successfully advocated for her release.

I dunno man I just feel like when the leading minds/voices of your movement and ideology are Joe Rogan, Tom Segura, and Bill Burr nothing you think or say matters or should be taken into consideration or even included in any conversation ever and you should also probably be banned from breeding.

I got fed this video clip of a Bill Burr standup bit about women and the incel who posted it had put subtitles over it using all these big college syllabus words to explain the incisive subtext of the points Bill Burr was making and it may be in the top five most pathetic things I’ve ever witnessed.

Anyway I'm not saying publishing is giving me brain damage or acting but I did just wake up weakly screaming because I dreamt there was a guy who was filling in Darkwing Duck colouring books (with Crayola markers) and selling them as "original stories" and he had made ten million dollars

Current and former Block workers say AI can’t do their jobs after Jack Dorsey’s mass layoffs: ‘You can’t really AI that’ The CEO said he cut the company’s workforce by 4,000 people – almost in half – because of gains in AI productivity

Hopefully, there will be more articles written as follow-ups to when CEOs lie about laying off workers by claiming AI is replacing them. The news media needs to stop doing stenography and free PR work for tech CEOs.

remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again

Grapefruit martini

She wanted to know what I was drinking 😂

Mr Rogers said look for the helpers and I’m just trying to be one 🫡

Geena Davis once apologized for staring at me.

Verging on tiny bread face there

She knows what she wants and I for one respect that

Once had a yeast infection in my belly button that quite literally oozed. A lot. For a goodly while. Even my nurse friend was baffled. Did not know, at that tender young age, men could get yeast infections. Hit 40 and started growing hair all over my ears like a fucking inverted Hobbit. I hate it.

Not sure what you mean

fun fact... Tony Bourdain did Noma with David Chang.

having spent way too many years in high end restaurants as various capacities i have to say. i never met a chef i liked in any of them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9eo...

Okay what's not mentioned here is that we are at 815 so ONE THOUSAND IS NOT THAT FAR AWAY

CROM WANTS YOU TO BACK THIS MAGAZINE

unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool

Docter and many other old timers at Pixar wanted to deal with heavier, more serious issues like grief and emotional regulation, with tons of “therapy speak” in Inside Out, Wall-E, and Up. But when it’s queer themes it’s all “Back off loser, I’m not your therapist. I’m just here to sell popcorn!”

I haven’t given a shit about the Academy Awards in decades but I have to admit I am deeply, deeply invested in the possibility of the ballet and opera communities and Michael B. Jordan crushing Timothee Chalamet’s Oscar dreams. The mere thought gives me warm soup tummy.

The high end meals that are worth it are few and far between but Noma in particular is one of the rare ones that becomes a full on parody of itself and the whole culture like you couldn’t write a parody of Noma it would just be the actual restaurant. My post is a literal dish they do.

Seriously, fuck Noma.

Pixar out here desperately chasing that core demographic of the dozen loudest pedophiles who post multiple 3 hour long youtube videos about each movie complaining about which underage Pixar characters they want to fuck, along with scattered references to the 14 words.

No one involved in this story deserves to call themself a journalist. You are all marketing reps and every caping piece of trash you pushed out for this administration should haunt you until you die.

Ahahahahaha who is even an ex wrestler in real life Premee that’s not a thing

WHO COULD IT BE THO THE SUSPECTS ARE LIMITLESS

Franca is a +1 blorbillion to criminality

This has always been my first issue with Noma, my second being their weird exploitive appropriative “popup” practices, my third being their food is actual garbage. All of it.