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Oi

FUCK YOU MOBIUS!

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY AN EXTREME GEAR THIS WEEKEND YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME TO

BIG JET HELL'S BOARDS

BAD DEALS! BOARDS THAT EXPLODE! THIEVES! (literally, lol) IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG JET'S

YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

[ ... a few weary blinks of confusion . ]

Oi, hol' on—

Hell d'ya mean by y'er own taste ? Ya didn't sample y'er own cookin' before givin' it out ?

...

[ A snort, followed by a drowsy laugh- ]

Tha's Chef 101, Mommy Longclaws-!~

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... hol on'—

Breathin' ?

Eh, no promises !

... tha' does sound like a good way t' make a projectile, though ...

@pen-ultralifeform.bsky.social

Maybe. He does like Sombra, but if the offer is made, he will do a fight.

@thornedvessel.bsky.social

Absolutely. Reason or not, he'll gladly tussle with Cherry.

[ .... aaaand now he's just licking the plate clean . 💧 ]

" Trust m' — "

[ .... and that sandwich is finally done . ]

" It definitely will . "

[ And now, he's cracking open an energy drink can . ]

Dami.☆

Tapping my chin....

[ Still eating that big ass sandwich . ]

" Tha's why ya gotta 'ave a good breakfast . "

Fwah .... girl breakfast .

[ Digging in his nose, scratching at his own butt ... ]

" Doubt it; no man's gotta hide behind all tha' sorta tech n' junk . "

[ ... a low grunt, as he burps softly . ]

" Hell, bet I could take him in a wrasslin' match ! "

[ His boisterous nature quickly falters, as he just huffs . ]

" ... well, I jus' wanna b' happy, really ... "

[ ... currently strolling in some ill fitting pajamas; eating a sandwich practically as long as he is . ]

[ ... glare— ]

" N' did y'er father get others permission ... ?? "

[ A low snort . ]

" N' who gave ya permission t' turn folks into robots ... ? "

[ ... a flick to the back of her head . ]

" /Betterment/ doesn't mean makin' folks into machines, y'know ? "

Aye, mine's moreso due t' uh .

Bein' a corpse .

... n', well .

Th' constant hungerin' .

[ Picking at his own teeth . ]

... geheheh, thank ya .

More folks need t' adapt ya attitude, really ! Folks act like th' world ends wherever it happens ...

I barely talk t' anyone as 's ... I feel horrible . 💧

... I really should host a BBQ f'er th' friends n' family at sum' point .

Dami.☆

Raine, I hope you know that I'll forever read your Susie in Tom Kenny's voice now

G-geheh, y'er right, jus'—

... still, feels embarrassin' 'round family . M' mum used t' yell m' out f'er doin' so .

[ A soft snort- ]

N' yet, she kept givin' m' so much food, gahahaha-!

... a-again, sorry .

[ A nervous laugh— ]

Jus', ah . Bit o' a big lunch . 💧