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Elizabeth (she/her)

@epittshibbard

Ugly, old, scrappy person. Blue dot in Our Nation’s Reddest State. I’m also a good friend and I give pretty decent advice if you need it.

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Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.

The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.

25.11.2025 00:57 👍 18319 🔁 7794 💬 444 📌 364
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Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.

“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”

Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter

20.11.2025 14:00 👍 18851 🔁 4498 💬 254 📌 602

Wait til he finds out about the cab driver on YouTube who eats lunch at Michelin restaurants.

22.10.2025 12:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tawny owl

Tawny owl

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

05.10.2025 09:12 👍 8882 🔁 2054 💬 236 📌 366

this is as open an admission that an entire agency is engaging in routine constitutional violations that I can imagine

03.10.2025 02:45 👍 2852 🔁 931 💬 34 📌 14
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Can you get a COVID shot? Here’s your fall vaccine guide Many people across the United States are wondering if they will be able to get vaccinated at all, particularly against COVID, after changes to vaccine guidance by the Trump administration.

Five years after the emergence of the COVID-19 pandemic, access to vaccines against the virus in the U.S. is on shaky ground. https://to.pbs.org/4ndmVWw

12.09.2025 13:35 👍 86 🔁 27 💬 5 📌 1

I feel like this is a Doc Holliday moment but maybe that’s too on the nose.

06.09.2025 05:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To quote Aaron Sorkin/The West Wing:
No, he’s the guy who runs into 7-11 to get Satan a pack of cigarettes.

04.09.2025 07:42 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇

18.08.2025 00:16 👍 10559 🔁 2129 💬 383 📌 487

If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::

18.08.2025 06:08 👍 1687 🔁 659 💬 19 📌 18

That’s lovely!

09.08.2025 11:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THE MISSUS — 
MY GORGEOUS BABE —
DRAWN IN A FOXHOLE
Feb. '44
France

THE MISSUS — MY GORGEOUS BABE — DRAWN IN A FOXHOLE Feb. '44 France

I already thought this pencil portrait Jack Kirby did of his wife Roz was great but then I read the caption: "A drawing of Mrs. Kirby done, from memory, on the back of a piece of German stationery picked up off a dead enemy soldier." DAAAAMMMMNNN!

28.07.2025 21:38 👍 6420 🔁 1151 💬 76 📌 85
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When you strip away humanity

26.07.2025 11:31 👍 19225 🔁 8057 💬 523 📌 951
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Board members: TV in Ryan Walters' office displayed nude women during executive session Oklahoma State Board of Education members reported seeing nude women on a TV screen in Superintendent Ryan Walters' office July 24, 2025.

Did you see this? Absolutely inappropriate. nondoc.com/2025/07/25/b...

25.07.2025 23:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit. That's really, *really* good.

I don't know that I'LL be able to get that outta MY head.

I was always partial to this, too:

25.07.2025 04:34 👍 37 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0
Someone on Twitter posted a color chart for how to combine different shirts and pants.

Someone on Twitter posted a color chart for how to combine different shirts and pants.

You should never follow any of these color charts. They are all stupid.

I'll show you why. 🧵

25.07.2025 06:08 👍 5551 🔁 724 💬 88 📌 97
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I just left the Everglades Immigrant Interment Camp. No, I’m not using their ridiculous name. It was a very tough to witness humans in those cages. Every Floridian should be ashamed that our taxpayer money is being used for this.

12.07.2025 23:28 👍 44952 🔁 16644 💬 1836 📌 973
EVERYONE IS
WELCOME HERE.
But if you're a federal agent, to enter past this point we'll need to see a warrant signed by a judge.
PRIVATE PROPERTY - NO TRESPASSING
Todos son bienvenidos aquí, pero si eres un agente federal, para pasar de este punto necesitarás mostrar una orden firmada por un juez.
77 Flea Market • 5955 N Expressway • Brownsville, TX 78520

EVERYONE IS WELCOME HERE. But if you're a federal agent, to enter past this point we'll need to see a warrant signed by a judge. PRIVATE PROPERTY - NO TRESPASSING Todos son bienvenidos aquí, pero si eres un agente federal, para pasar de este punto necesitarás mostrar una orden firmada por un juez. 77 Flea Market • 5955 N Expressway • Brownsville, TX 78520

more businesses need signage like this brownsville flea market

10.07.2025 11:40 👍 4395 🔁 1218 💬 27 📌 33

I’m sorry. I’m just now learning of it myself.

07.07.2025 13:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a gross comment.

06.07.2025 09:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What flavor is it supposed to be?

29.06.2025 13:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's hard to respond appropriately when someone the mainstream approves of says something that has been obviously true for years but not part of the mainstream consensus.

You're going to see a lot of those moments, so this is good practice.

20.06.2025 11:29 👍 808 🔁 171 💬 10 📌 1
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20.06.2025 03:47 👍 1965 🔁 351 💬 18 📌 11

This "ICE is gonna try to kidnap the wrong people sometime and they'll get shot" is some Try That In A Small Town shit for liberals

No. You're wishcasting. They're kidnapping gardeners and fruit vendors and unhoused people

20.06.2025 02:23 👍 2313 🔁 366 💬 68 📌 17
White quilt with pictorial detail of a girl juming into water holding her nose and wearing a striped bathing costume

White quilt with pictorial detail of a girl juming into water holding her nose and wearing a striped bathing costume

'The jump' quilt by Spanish quilter and textile artist Cristina Arcenegui Bono based on an original illustration by Ukrainian artist Sveta Dorosheva #womensart #Fridayfeeling

20.06.2025 05:00 👍 1213 🔁 173 💬 0 📌 12

Yesterday was Brian Day; today is just a day.

For no good reason, Brian is grilling dinner for me and I’m not sure what to do about it.

I do not deserve Brian.

16.06.2025 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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WATCH: “Holy f*ck — They literally just shot her point blank… I live here…”

@lapdhq shoot a woman trying to get to her apartment at point blank range with a rubber bullet.

Alexandria’s page (the woman who helps her): www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...

11.06.2025 03:08 👍 14851 🔁 7856 💬 1126 📌 1422

Crying about the death of a meteorologist who kept me safe through my childhood is probably the most Oklahoma Thing and GenX latchkey thing I could possibly do. RIP, Gary England. #StayWithChannel9 #WellKeepYouAdvised

12.06.2025 03:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0