International Art Thief

Please don’t let George Russell win a championship

I said consummate v’s. Consummate!

funny to think about a far future where anthropic is a large, mature, boring public company and its founders' belief in the imminent machine god is a bit of funny trivia like wk kellogg believing bran stopped masturbation

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Really need the “ambient sound” audio option for this one

aww you're sweet / hello human resources for the two USA/Canada gold medal hockey games

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

did Gary Larson draw this

Foot got stuck in the turf and his ankle went a direction it shouldn’t have

Ffs what’d he say now

My first half dozen-ish winters here were miserable and then I got a proper coat that covered my ass and I’ve been good since

I would like this album in my collection, and you should too.

good news for those of you enthusiastic about this

vinyl pre-orders are now LIVE

can I sell 50 physical vinyl records? and if so you can have one 😭 if you want one?

Depends on your definition

You can call me a naive idiot if you want but I continue to hope that each subsequent horrible crime committed by ICE is The One that convinces the people with some power that the entire agency can no longer be tolerated.

I refuse to be a doomer. Someday we'll live in a better world than this one.

For the 587th time: I am a single-issue voter for the next 2 elections. Prison for the people responsible for this shit. Down to the secretary scheduling travel and filling out paperwork. I don't care if it takes 50 years. I don't care if it's expensive. Charges and trials for every last one.

Someone get a ratchet set out and tighten up those uprights. Awful doink sound coming off those.

Every Caleb Williams play

I feel like there’s evidence to support this

Tempted to go try and dig up a clip of the old Ticket theme for him

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”, unless of course you are Dollar Store Nate Silver

oh no

watch me

There are SO MANY other ways to effectively fight the the fucking right than screaming into the social media void and making yourself feel as awful as these dickheads actually are. They want to exhaust you here so you feel helpless everywhere else. Fuck them. Conserve your joy, online and off.

that's too many layers

omg jess

Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport

You love a good putter more than just about anything else, though