margot the dog as a puppy leaping off a step. it's ridiculous (complementary) she's flying, superman pose, her ears are straight up and her tail is out and her mouth is open
day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves
Wait and this was the guy that DeSantis's comms director somehow got caught up with
Honestly took me a minute to realize it wasn’t just an alternate intro
I have no idea how that happened. I didn’t even know that was one of the possible fail states of a streaming app.
Earlier tonight my TV failed to display 30 Rock in a way that I felt put me in Alec Baldwin’s headspace for the first time
Rubio lunging for a water bottle to quench his chronic dry mouth and falling out of his shoes. “I love it when he does that! My little thirsty bitch, that’s what we call him. He likes it.”
Hell yeah
“The most distinctive thing about human writing is how it sucks and is full of mistakes.”
Yeah, from all the stories of him slapping his sons around you can tell he learned it somewhere and not *just* from being around those kids.
I don’t typically fall asleep during things like a sitcom husband, but I had been up late the night before. Plus we were sitting really high up so I don’t think it bothered anyone besides my date.
I’ve only been to the ballet for our friends’ daughter’s recital, but I did go to the opera twice when I was going to college at Lincoln Center. Only fell asleep once!
Those new mothers are always like “alright, now what else can I hide under this shirt”
"AI used to make mistakes like these." I see. Well thank God that's over.
John Lennon doing that stupid walk
Walking away from Omelas like
He might be listed as Lecter in the credits, but the European cut shows him signing his name as Lector. I think the in-universe spelling has to take canonical precedence here.
check out this thread
Well nothing in the section quoted is a mistake, nor does it really have anything to do with his punctuation style, so jot that down.
The first one is more like baby's first observation about the passage of time so it feels deep without really being upsetting. They don't want to think about what it means to be the ultimate practitioner of the ultimate trade
And as punishment, you are still watching Fox News
For a tourist he certainly thinks like a local
THIS IS INSANE
Ah, yeah, if there’s an underlying condition that would make sense. Either way hopefully he’s learned not to Leeroy Jenkins unlabeled sauces
Like if you said “the life of an elementary schooler in Iran is worth the same amount as that of an American soldier” you’d get kicked off the news
An opinion that makes you a fringe radical in this country is that the life of a person who is not an American citizen is not an abstraction, and is worth just as much as that of an American citizen
The New York Times Monday, March 9, 2026 Everyone Giving You Likes Sarcastically "Check this out," an anonymous one of your so-called friends said to another over text, linking them to your post. "Lmaoo," came the response before they both pressed the icon to "Like" it. They were, however, not laughing with you,
Uh
It should be exactly like Phantom Thread imo
Spring is the "merge layers" of seasons
Jesse @relooreloo.bsky.social • 4h Joined Nov '24 I'm sorry for the deaths, but count dismantling US hegemony and soft power squarely as a boon to humankind. So fair - as a useful idiot, Trump IS unlike Biden in that he's less competent at doing evil, which is better. Governor McCheese @bathysphered.... • 3h Joined Nov '24 "I'm sorry for the deaths, BUT?" What the actual fuck. Jesse @relooreloo.bsky.social Joined Nov '24 I'm sorry for the deaths that I did not cause. That's lots and lots of deaths through all of history and today. Not you, though? You're not sorry, or you did cause them? 5:32 PM • Mar 9, 2026
This guy did not earn my follow back today
I don’t see how that could happen unless you had an allergic reaction or ate something that was too hot (temperature-wise)
I was totally ignorant of what either sauce tasted like, so naturally I poured them all over my meal
