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M. Kistulot

@madamkistulot

Morale booster, mommy fetishist, mind control erotica author of some renown Minors. Please. Please just go away. I'm 30 or 40 years old and do not need this.

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Thank you for understanding. I was always trying really hard to be like, a helpful and friendly and like... present person, and I wont even lie for part of why.

Parasocial relationships so I could get things flowing.

Not maliciously--I always want to leave things better than I find them.

09.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think he looks like he's about to announce that the Bajoran workers have taken control of Ore Processing and have three minutes to surrender before neurozine gas is vented into the compartment.

09.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 413 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

It's important to remember that the stock market is not reflective of the value of the comnpanies listed, it is a mood ring for rich people.

09.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 548 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

*hugs* Thank you, hun.

Sorry for withdrawing from so many places. I just don't have the energy to manage being social like I used to try to be.

09.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Supergirl
supergirl

09.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 2541 πŸ” 494 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Do this to everybody who touches your life and puts in the effort to make it better whether it was aimed at you or not.

09.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's face it, 2027 will suck too.

Not everything in my life sucks right now, but it sure is a trial just to make it to the next day sometimes.

09.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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To think, a can-do attitude had me feeling hopeful when I woke up and got going, even if I slept like shit.

2027 will be my year.

09.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today has been A Day of all time.

* Crap sleep.
* My appointment was canceled while I was on the train
* Tried to get pizza and the place was closed (as in permanently that locale will not be open for business)
* Train sucked on the way home
* Feeling just in general like I don't belong anywhere

09.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to regularly ask friends how much they masturbated, and then usually followed that up by suggesting they masturbate more.

I never once had a friend say it made life worse.

I did, however, have many friends who thanked me for the suggestion.

For real: self care. y'all.

07.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who woulda known those mormons had a good idea after all.

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 7544 πŸ” 2186 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 65

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

06.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 7685 πŸ” 1647 πŸ’¬ 208 πŸ“Œ 53
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03.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
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remember, anyone could be a stand user.

31.12.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 2324 πŸ” 875 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 10
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It happened again!

Japan loves Sega consoles now more than it did when they were new

15.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 555 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6
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06.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 1309 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 8541 πŸ” 2073 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 95
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21.11.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 1641 πŸ” 547 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 29

That had to be a horrifying thing to learn. Condolences.

06.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have never disabled something as quickly as I did for auto dubbing

06.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 501 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

No one can shame you if you're so brazenly self confident you'll just say "yes, I read incest porn. so?"

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We shouldn't need to live in this world, but since most of the people reading this have 0% power over that...

Take this time to know, confidently in your heart, that you could look in the face of anyone and go "yes, I read [fetish] smut" or "Yes I enjoy viewing [fetish] [video/pictures]"

Own it.

05.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd also want them to know that we live in a world where AU versions of stories are accepted as common place.

If Trilby could fork a story back in the early 00's, then anyone can in 2026, imho.

28.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My entire adult life

28.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 3631 πŸ” 1148 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 19198 πŸ” 8206 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 122

The British state's full throated support of the WAR CRIMES the US & Israel are committing against the people of Iran is expected & revolting.

Lap dog nation, sucking at the heels of fascist projects, as we have done in Gaza, as we did in Iraq. This is a government of nonce defenders & killers.

28.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

ONLY TITS AND ASS CAN LEAD US TO SALVATION

28.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every president in my lifetime has:

*Casual committed war crimes they were never tried for
*Punished the poor while supporting big business
*Lied about the role of the president in the constitution
*Expanded the powers of the president

28.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26307 πŸ” 8895 πŸ’¬ 290 πŸ“Œ 333