Mx Cantina Turner 🍳's Avatar

Mx Cantina Turner 🍳

@cantinaturner

🎡 Pete Bentham & The Dinner Ladies 🎡 Pan Gender Outlaw/Dancer/Podcaster/Punk Rocker/Wrestling geek/Mother of the House of Déjeuner

258
Followers
602
Following
513
Posts
12.09.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Mx Cantina Turner 🍳 @cantinaturner

Post image
18.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 4523 πŸ” 1958 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 78

Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past

18.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 3065 πŸ” 592 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 268

Anyone ever made a punky bin bag dress? Need basic tips so I don't keep wrecking it πŸ˜†

18.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

So I've played Breath of the Wild for ten hours now... and I hate it. I absolutely hate every second of this - it's possibly the most infuriating game I've ever played.

I'm not going to totally give up on it as it COULD change but it's going to the bottom of the pile for now.

16.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Final Fantasy VII: Remake... DONE!

15.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been buzzing all day πŸ˜† it's quite... potent at first!

14.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

My forever Valentine. I love you Drusilla!

14.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Got my prescription speed - starting tomorrow. Fingers crossed it works for me!

13.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

What a great job I've been offered πŸ˜†

10.02.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Madonna or Meh-donna?: Desperately Seeking Susan | Sleepy Charlie Media Get more from Sleepy Charlie Media on Patreon

PATREON EXCLUSIVE! SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST $2!

Madonna or Meh-donna?: Desperately Seeking Susan

Take a Valium like a normal person.

Listen to us on all podcatchers or on Spotify at this link:

www.patreon.com/posts/madonn...

#BatMinute #GothamBeat #MadonnaOrMehdonna #MxM

09.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI love my dead gay son!!!” is all I think about in these situations

09.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We've only been aware of Trump's racism since a 1973 article about his real estate company refusing the rent apartments to black people, the first ever mention of his name in the NYT. That's why his Obama meme comes as a total shock. Who knew?

06.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1947 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 19
Post image
06.02.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD NEWS! Starmer has uncovered the one Bad Dude in politics! It's Peter Mandelson! And now he's all taken care of it's back to the business of being good and normal and just stfu and enjoy things being as good as they can possibly be!

05.02.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 902 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 5
Post image
04.02.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Wahey - therapy for my depression, finally. Everything's coming up Cantina.

04.02.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Mandelson affair: inside the scandal of a century Mandelson's fall from grace reveals a very Labour weakness

It gets worse. Starmer's shortlist for US ambassador.

Mandelson and George Osborne, Mr corruption and Mr Austerity.

The voters can see it.

In Gorton and Denton, it's between the Greens and Reform, and we will win.

www.newstatesman.com/politics/lab...

04.02.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 1033 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 17

Millions of people around the world are living in poverty.

Meanwhile, the rich and powerful commit heinous crimes with impunity.

Our rotten political system rewards dishonesty, abuse & greed. It’s time to replace it with a real democracy that works for the many, not the few.

04.02.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 725 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 4
Post image
03.02.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
03.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

From Cameron Casetta.

03.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

2013
Post-conviction.
After the plea deal.
Everyone knew who Epstein was by then.

At some point, β€œI didn’t know” stops being believable.

02.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 2417 πŸ” 873 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 29

"Some would say that though Trump has lost control of his bowels, he has mastered the sphincter of the mind."

02.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Catching up with gig pics and the like now that I'm actually using this app - will post more from towards the end of last year soon.

02.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Great Bungle's finger!

02.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

@clairewelles.bsky.social performing a couple of months back at the OORYA album launch.

02.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I love my Emotional Support Pebble!

02.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

We are coming to The Salty Dog, Northwich, with the brilliant Zen Baseballbat and Nottingham's @spittingfeathers1.bsky.social on Saturday 21st February.

Tickets are selling fast so we would recommend getting yours in advance here:

www.fatsoma.com/e/iq0xkxom/p...

See you there x

#punkrock #punk

02.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Our next Liverpool show will be at the boss new venue 'Archive' with our mates from Bologna, the amazing garage punks CUT and @pageantmum.bsky.social.

It'll be an early start/early finish show on Sunday 22 March. Best to get your tickets in advance here:

www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Liv...

02.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

We are very pleased that we will once again be honoured to play at Rebellion Punk Music Festival, with both an electric and an acoustic set... and yes, Pete and Cantina Turner plan to do the very popular Dinner Ladies Disco in the bar.

Tickets and Info here: www.rebellionfestivals.com

Who's going?

02.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0