Lilly. Judgemental and
Plotting.
The chances of being murdered and eaten by the kitty are low..but never zero.
13.03.2026 21:28
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The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...
13.03.2026 19:57
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Elon: "A fleet of Cybertrucks will carry the oil across the Strait of Hormuz."
12.03.2026 13:52
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In Marco's defense, I too wore my dad's Florsheim wingtips from the 60s when I was a high school Freshman because creepers at NaNa's in San Francisco were expensive AF. But then I was also only 15.
12.03.2026 05:07
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Energy crisis, conflict with Iran. The only thing missing is a punk music revival.
11.03.2026 13:29
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The dumbest people in the room.
11.03.2026 01:52
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Damien, the stereotypical name for an evil or creepy kid, is not as scary as a kid named Gary.
09.03.2026 07:23
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Bella, a cockapoo, knows she's cute AF.
Bella says hi.
09.03.2026 13:55
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My church's involvement in Prop 22 in CA. That was the spark. I finally left when Prop 8 rolled around.
09.03.2026 13:37
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A warm toilet seat in a public restroom is a gift.
07.03.2026 19:10
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I'm really sad my dad didn't live to see Hamnet. He would've loved it.
07.03.2026 06:14
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My retirement plan is to die early.
06.03.2026 15:59
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Walter Junior enters the Oregon Capitol House Chamber, clears his throat and says, "Just Sine Die already!"
06.03.2026 15:38
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We dudes, we happy dudes, we band of dudes.
06.03.2026 14:27
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Unbearable weight of massive dread.
06.03.2026 14:25
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Jesus Christ.
06.03.2026 00:51
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President Kill is killing people and the economy again.
03.03.2026 15:50
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Not a fan of this Pottery Barn throwback Iraq War Spring collection.
02.03.2026 14:18
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Now we can look at each other and ask, "Who's your favorite cock?"
02.03.2026 03:37
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How does one celebrate thirty years together? You get matching RevCo tattoos.
02.03.2026 03:23
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things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
28.02.2026 14:20
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Operation We're Trying to Start Armageddon so Jesus Can Come Back.
28.02.2026 18:15
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President Kill wants killing again.
28.02.2026 17:00
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Defund war.
28.02.2026 16:48
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Jesus Christ.
28.02.2026 16:48
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"Let them eat cheaper cuts of meat."
- Marie RFK Jr.
27.02.2026 21:31
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The seven inch single of Il cielo in una stanza by Mina rests on the rubber mat of a linear turntable.
I'm slowly turning into Tom Ripley.
26.02.2026 17:05
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Pot pies and Yazoo.
26.02.2026 03:55
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The Wes Anderson Archive
Come and See
26.02.2026 03:04
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I need to stop crying at work. People will think it's because a bill died in committee.
25.02.2026 18:06
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