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30(s), she/her. Let’s get down to 🐝🐝 ness

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He really did creepy SO well…One Hour Photo is a movie I will never watch again but Insomnia is a recurring feature in my house πŸ—£οΈ

01.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to see him though, not much help with the monsters but VERY handsome. My mental pictures are at best that sketchy outline of an apple but ol’ Leto is IN there in there

20.02.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me and Duke Leto Atreides I trying to find our families in a house insidiously and increasingly terrorized by monsters while Teams calls kept blowing up my phone at bad times…what could it mean

20.02.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

> butterfly in the sky
heck yeah, nature is beautiful!
> i can fly twice as high
oh damn we're doing a diss track

19.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1113 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

this and β€œa bond πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ has been formed πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈβ€

18.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Said it completely unprompted while walking around Batuu this weekend and my sister went β€œSTOP βœ‹ NOT HERE”

18.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGranola-Grandma-GROGU got it in three” is one of the least intelligible things I mutter to myself on a regular basis, love that video so much. My most quoted Mando media of all time

18.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The people have spoken

17.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1085 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 10

Almost $10 for the same amount of meat I can buy a plant version of for $6.50 and enjoy just as much. They think their cow was THAT cute

17.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thought about buying red meat for the first time in a minute today and the vegan option I switched to a while back that has been my expensive grocery splurge was so much cheaper that my incredulous laughter scared the hoes

17.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rescue aquarium added seals, love is real

12.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss my wife Joann fabrics

10.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I simply don’t know enough about today’s Rolodex of Marvel characters outside of the Mooniverse to guess but let’s goooooo

06.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DYING to know who managed to mindfuck Marc Spector like this, because for the last 5 years when anyone has tried it this has been the plot:

06.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DO ITTTTTTT

06.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

01.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 15227 πŸ” 4787 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 103
01.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1740 πŸ” 693 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s a close-enough attempt at Pedrito’s from the 2nd season of Last of Us (RIP sexy grandpa) so I feel its slightly wonky β€œbaby’s first project” nature just adds to its lovable post-apocalyptic charm!

(it accidentally turned out super long too so I can double-wrap it, which is great…it’s COLD πŸ₯Ά)

01.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Slightly blurry front photos of lady wearing a work jacket with a sherpa collar and a handmade replica of Pedro Pascal’s scarf from The Last of Us season 2

Slightly blurry front photos of lady wearing a work jacket with a sherpa collar and a handmade replica of Pedro Pascal’s scarf from The Last of Us season 2

Profile view of lady wearing a work jacket with a Sherpa collar and a handmade replica of Pedro Pascal’s scarf from The Last of Us season 2

Profile view of lady wearing a work jacket with a Sherpa collar and a handmade replica of Pedro Pascal’s scarf from The Last of Us season 2

Roughly 9 months later (mostly because it felt like it was taking forever so I took a lot of long breaks) but the scarf was finished just in time for the ol’ Arctic blast! In the spirit of the references I was working from πŸ˜†, some slightly blurry pics:

01.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1116 πŸ” 332 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 12
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Rebel and resist.

25.01.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Fully had a stress dream where I showed up to get it and the artist went β€œl forgot I have to be home in an hour, but I’m sure I can still fit this in” and it went. Badly

23.01.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Made firm plans to get my first sizable tattoo yesterday (love my little Black Sails Ranger flag but bless him, he’s 2x1” and took about 30 minutes) and the Anxiety has already kicked in πŸ˜‚

23.01.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A one-off typo is one thing, but if you consistently can’t spell it….limited non-commercial IP rights REVOKED

(the number of Moon Knight fics I’ve closed out of lately because they misspelled β€œJake” as β€œJack…” pain)

22.01.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

repeatedly declined the new T&Cs on my phone to resist the update and it still! STILL! Pushed the update

22.01.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Question Marc

Marc Spector: Moon Knight starting February 2026!

27.12.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Illustration by KitsuneArt, limited colour palette (blue and yellow/gold). Frodo and Sam from the Lord of the Rings movie (the Two Towers) standing in the ruins of Osgiliath, holding hands. On top of their heads Sam's words, handwritten by KitsuneArt: "There is some good in this world and it's worth fighting for".

Illustration by KitsuneArt, limited colour palette (blue and yellow/gold). Frodo and Sam from the Lord of the Rings movie (the Two Towers) standing in the ruins of Osgiliath, holding hands. On top of their heads Sam's words, handwritten by KitsuneArt: "There is some good in this world and it's worth fighting for".

"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. [...]"

"...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."

03.01.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 1472 πŸ” 738 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

Yadda yadda you won’t always be interested in everything you study in school yadda yadda
Buddy, this is a general aptitude test but people take it for the explicit purpose of specializing…show me a legal document or something !!

04.01.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Laughing at this test practice, every single time without fail I do SO well answering questions on even mildly interesting topics and then they’re like β€œhere is the world’s driest excerpt from a paper on Darwinism” and I whiff 3 questions in a row

04.01.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

03.01.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 22425 πŸ” 4725 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 180