Enough Of That Now

Back to the Canadian annexation thing with the "future Governor Carney" comment I see

That's not a group that screams "follow me into the breach" is it, with the possible exception of Earl?

Michael Olise has just been booked for timewasting, with his team 6-0 up and ten minutes left

Nobody can convince me that refs aren't working with gambling syndicates

Oh crikey blimey!

It's very Spursy to not even manage the worst result of the night, no matter how hard they try

Currently advantage Atalanta

Spurs have booked him an Uber to Dubrovnik

Just laid some mines in the Straits of Hormuz

Might want to open a window

Like a diet Alexei Sayle

Spurs currently being managed by a sickly Edward VI with the board trying to find an heir

This is the worst Kinsky performance since Werner Herzog's Nosferatu

Atalanta and Spurs having a "who can have the worst night" contest

A blue and white linen fabric with a floral design lap mat.

Small blue cats on a white background lap mat.

New blue lap mats craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...

"Please don't annoy the 1,500lbs ball of muscle with murder weapons on its head"

Welcome to the dumbest timeline

Congratulations to Witless, now offficially as mental as Jeremy Corbyn

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They need to ban away fans from Cheltenham festival
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I'm not sure which is the most impressive here

Her complete lack of policy consistency, or her belief nobody will notice

It's like she wants to get her arse handed to her at PMQs

Blessed be the as yet non-existent fruit

Joseph's having quite the day

Are we sure this isn't a Dinnerladies reboot?

Pee is stored in balls

Hopefully he'll be eschewing modern drugs like anaesthesia, in favour of biting down hard on a leather strap and having his surgery done in the sawdust of an underground badger baiting ring

Just like in the old days

"You want some Cuba? Why you've barely finished your Iran and Venezuela."

Floridians: "We have Cuba at home"

As opposed to firing them *at* schools and hospitals?

Imagine still being interested in what this creepy little overhyped freak who hasn't made a good movie in a decade thinks

Pepys going down the Thames to his office

Oh they'll probably take a bit longer

"I believed Labour had an issue with antisemitism under Corbyn, until I realised that those were the voters I was trying to attract", essentially

He's a cynical, grifting, snake oil salesman disguised as a home counties vicar