sure max landis is a huge piece of shit but you gotta admit his writing is painfully affected corny trash and his dad decapitates children
15.03.2026 00:21
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sure max landis is a huge piece of shit but you gotta admit his writing is painfully affected corny trash and his dad decapitates children
No no, you don't understand. Of course Firefly isn't very good compared to what's available to watch today. But compared to everything else in 2002? It was spectacular. What else were you gonna watch? Total Request Live? The last season of Friends? When Animals Bleed 38? Y2K TV was a hellhole, man.
Snooty Maître D: You can't possibly think I would grant you entrance to Chateau En Flambe, the world's swankiest restaurant. Begone, peasant.
Me: I have over one thousand followers on BlueSky dot com.
Groveling Maître D: My humblest apologies! The finest table for M'sieur! Remove Cardi B at once!
The Beach Boys: 🎵Wooouuldn't it be nice if we were older-🎵
Me: No.
Never fund DHS again. Abolish it completely.
If someone wants to moan about "but but we have to ____" yeah fine we can discuss a new department, but *this* department has to go.
I think they should listen to those dark thoughts they have late at night
Guy in Hell 1: It held the soul of Marcellus Wallace.
Guy in Hell 2: It was full of gold, to symbolize humanity's greed.
Guy In Hell 3: It was pretty obviously the nuclear football.
Demon: Wouldn't it be funny if it was just full of M&M's?
All 3 Guys: ...
Demon: I think it would be funny. Fuck you.
Also the free talons should be carrying a briefcase. What's in the briefcase? No one knows! Just like Pulp Fiction! A fun mystery for folks to ponder and discuss before we're all incinerated in nuclear fire
Maybe he just doesn't like olives. Not a big fan myself. Probably no larger significance to this.
A dumb bell curve graph I made. Blue is bad, green is optimal, red is also bad.
Life in Da Blood Zone really makes you miss the days in Da Sky Blue Zone
there's a famous Umberto Eco quote about how fascists alternately portray their opponents as immensely strong and pathetically weak, but Trump likes to go the extra mile and put both portrayals in the same post
The leader of the violent neo-Nazi group whose members were the "victims" in this San Diego case was a donor to and supporter of the DA, Summer Stephan, who owes her career to the (literal) neo-Nazi former chairman of the San Diego GOP, Tony Krvaric (whose sons were both Patriot Front recruits).
Once again!
We do not have to be surprised in order to be outraged
My personal Mandela Effect is that for the entire first half of my life the word was "unwieldly" - spelled with two L's. UnwieldLy. And then one day, overnight, the second L disappeared and it became "unwieldy." Which is so obviously wrong. But I am the only one who remembers the correct way.
My profile picture on every dating website is me Photoshopped into the Criterion Closet, proudly holding up a copy of The Frighteners
Plenty of us say it. We need one. Single. Democratic leader to start saying it. Until they start saying it, bet that they have no plans to make any of their work friends pay for all this.
"I'm sure she'll do a great job... except for 3-5 days outta the month! Am I right fellas!!" That'll be $1500, Mr. Ellison.
Being a deeply uncool mid-40s cis man, I would simply take the money and say dumb crap like "Kat A-Gabagool" "She's too hot to take seriously" and "Who is this broad supposed to be, Buffy Da Woke Slayer?" that would just make people like her more to spite my dumb ass.
Media outlets bend over backwards to be like, “Politician Uses Charged Language That Critics Say Is Potentially Racially Insensitive” and then that politician will post, “NAH I LOVE RACISM!!!”
He fires everyone who halfway knows what they're doing, replaces them with unquestioning lickspittles who will go along with whatever he says, and then wonders to himself "How do all these bad decisions keep getting made?"
Therapist: When I count to three, we're both going to name the one common element in every single one of your problems. Are you ready?
Me: Yep.
Therapist: One. Two. Three.
(simultaneously)
Therapist: You.
Me: Capitalism.
If we had a real opposition party in America, they would be chomping at the bit to repeal the resolution that says America gets to invade The Hague if they try one of our own. Because that's where these monsters all belong. But we do not have a real opposition party in America.
The ADL has been celebrating this war and despicably connecting it to Judaism from the start.
The image of that beloved little Iranian boy waving goodbye to his mom on his way to school is haunting me. We have killed MILLIONS of children like him, and are poised to kill millions more, and I don’t know how to bear it.
Again, leaders of other countries don’t talk this way. The glee with which our current leaders talk about killing people is not normal, and nor is their lack of concern for who exactly we’re killing. American bombs incinerated 100 kids in Minab. Were those the “right people”?
Hey man crazy idea but if you want people to show up to protest a Republican maybe convince the Democrats not to have the cops kick their heads in and toss them in jail. "Where are the protestors?" Have you checked JAIL numbnuts? Or long term care? Head injuries don't just go away.
A-durrr a-durrr golly gawrsh gee whiz whatever happened to all the protestors who protested Gaza under Biden huh???? Rely maeks u thnik www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
PEOPLE ARE JOBLESS AND HOMELESS BECAUSE THEY HAD THE MORAL RESOLVE TO CALL THIS A GENOCIDE UNDER BIDEN.
But not you. You brave pundit. You were silent. While Hind was slaughtered in her family’s car. While Refaat was buried under his apartment building. You were no where.
