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Jamie Keller

@adhdrobotlawyer

He/they +18 Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.

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I really want to see the plumbing for those sinks.

I might be a home improvement dork….not where I saw my life going but here I am.

12.03.2026 05:24 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I really want to see the plumbing for those sinks.

I might be a home improvement dork….not where I saw my life going but here I am.

12.03.2026 05:24 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

12.03.2026 01:21 👍 11699 🔁 3097 💬 367 📌 92

“Wild rift” is the iOS app and it’s….i mean touch screen controls suck but not as bad as you’d think. They did a great job making it almost the same experience. Like prepick items and then you dont have to open the item menu mid game it suggests what you told it to I. The order you told it to

12.03.2026 05:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuuuuck it’s fun to jungle with amumu how did I forget how much I like league of legends…

08.03.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Ahhh it’s fun to play a ranged mid line character too!

Curse you @acab4cutie.top !!!

10.03.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guys I hate to say this but the war that doesn’t make sense that happened for no reason isn’t going perfectly

09.03.2026 11:22 👍 2180 🔁 232 💬 36 📌 9

I actually liked the original more but the box art was not as evocative. I played this SO many times. Over and over. Loved it so much remember so many details.

Anyone else love the old Deadlock: Planarity Conquest games?

08.03.2026 01:43 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

08.03.2026 02:12 👍 17845 🔁 4810 💬 621 📌 251

Was going to make a joke but it's actually REALLY bad they feel confident enough to say this shit out loud.

08.03.2026 01:51 👍 417 🔁 97 💬 9 📌 0

Fuuuuck it’s fun to jungle with amumu how did I forget how much I like league of legends…

08.03.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Wait you know this game?! No one knows this game!!

Or are you praising that I’m sharing a new obscure game, just what you wanted to see more of?

;)

08.03.2026 01:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/adhd...

08.03.2026 01:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I actually liked the original more but the box art was not as evocative. I played this SO many times. Over and over. Loved it so much remember so many details.

Anyone else love the old Deadlock: Planarity Conquest games?

08.03.2026 01:43 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

hey everyone i just invented a new thing and since congress doesn't exist anymore we can just go ahead and do it, i'm calling it Citizen's Impeachment

07.03.2026 22:28 👍 340 🔁 55 💬 17 📌 2
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This is the kind of joke I live for

07.03.2026 22:46 👍 388 🔁 98 💬 5 📌 0
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Ah shit! We let pedophiles decide our beauty standards. Post the release of the harrowing Epstein files, and the powerful men in media and fashion, considered possible accomplices, it feels fair to say this with more gusto!

One of the most powerful things I've read in years, and a real dropping of the scales moment for something vile that has been insidiously poisoning everything for decades

jameelajamil.substack.com/p/ah-shit-we...

07.03.2026 10:03 👍 629 🔁 229 💬 3 📌 16
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Oh man, look what came in the mail! Can't wait to dive into @seananmcguire.bsky.social's latest

07.03.2026 20:44 👍 202 🔁 12 💬 12 📌 0

Once again reminding everyone that Trump's actual philosophy is "the power of positive thinking" a delusional, narcissistic philosophy where you presume success of every venture ahead of time and turn every setback into a victory as a retroactive cope

07.03.2026 21:32 👍 818 🔁 145 💬 16 📌 5

Tapping the "poor areas don't vote for conservatives because they're poor, they're poor because they vote for conservatives" sign

07.03.2026 21:38 👍 1297 🔁 215 💬 17 📌 4

I was terrified….because I’m colorblind and I thought there was ketchup on there.

06.03.2026 02:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@acab4cutie.top I blame you….i remembered that league of legends exists and now I’m
Addicted again.

06.03.2026 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The NYT style guide

02.03.2026 04:09 👍 8219 🔁 3322 💬 71 📌 105

all previous endless wars have been based off lies with no official off ramp or plan i think the iran war under trump is more notable because they’re admitting theres no plan less than 2 days in

02.03.2026 05:19 👍 2999 🔁 351 💬 36 📌 7
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Deadly bombing of Iran primary school ‘a grave violation of humanitarian law’: UNESCO The UN education agency, UNESCO, says that the bombing of a primary school during the US and Israeli military attacks on Iran on Saturday constitutes a grave violation of humanitarian law.

(United Nations) Yup, Trump and Hegseth have gone ahead and done the unthinkable of bombing a primary school. The death toll is estimated at about 150. Yes, they are now war criminals.

news.un.org/en/story/202...

02.03.2026 03:49 👍 90 🔁 43 💬 19 📌 7

#romanceWriting

02.03.2026 04:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pink pony club but this is the pony

01.03.2026 14:35 👍 82 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 0

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

02.03.2026 02:45 👍 7181 🔁 1654 💬 2 📌 71

I mean I just explicitly (and for good reason) disputed a hospital bill for two years, and eventually it went away.

Don’t let your dreams stay dreams.

02.03.2026 03:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0