Boing!
06.01.2026 21:25
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Boing!
Literally a child's delusion. A+++++
The Hair Club for Men Piece Prize.
The Hair Club for Men Piece Prize
Buried alive in a working septic tank.
Don't worry, AI agents will exist to trade stocks back and forth long after we've destroyed the ecosystem. We may fade away but the numbers will go up forever! 😀
"Guns don't kill people, roofs kill people!" /s
We don't know the rapture didn't happen yesterday and everyone just sucks.
Great watch but definite "no way this guy isn't Joe's estranged bastard son whose mom was treated poorly" vibes.
Po-tay-to, Po-ta-tophile.
King Sausage Fingers knows how to hide his hands from a camera.
NIN - Year Zero
He was shot while deflecting an argument about gun violence. The bullet deflected off his body armor into his neck. Two simultaneous failed deflections, it's cosmic poetry. If the Universe drops a little haiku like that, who am I not to appreciate it.
If they never found him they could keep running whatever narrative they wanted, maybe they weren't looking too hard.
He'll be able to make a new son, entirely out of guns. Gun-son!
In normal world, parents dread having uncomfortable conversations with their kids.
When the Diddler thinks he's the Riddler.
What's going to collapse first, civilization or the ecosystem? The race is on!
Hypernormalisation 2: Austin Boo-hoo-hoo.
The only thing he's missing is a crypto hook.
Lure him to the ceremony then bait and switch, give him the 1st ever Nobel Pedophile Prize.
Hook them up as bosses in an MMO and make sure they feel it every time they die.
Trump's 3rd term Secretary of Education, confirmed.
Why do you think those Coleco's kept rusting out?
Cummo & Dipshitowitz
Sounds like colloidal silver is about to make a big comeback.
Somehow, "buried alive in a working septic tank" didn't make the list.
Another
President
Pedophile
Lickspittle
Enabler
Another
President
Pedophile
Lickspittle
Enabler