My streaming service watchlists are entirely aspirational.
My streaming service watchlists are entirely aspirational.
If you're not entering all rooms in 2025 like this, what are you even doing. youtu.be/E_WNaso8A_w?...
I should use this more... Well, see you next year
May all my enemies feel like I do 36 hours after I receive my Covid booster and flu shot simultaneously.
Watching Trouble Every Day. As usual, I feel like I can smell Vincent Gallo through my television.
When you have a stomach bug, accept no substitutes.
Classy?! That doesn't sound right.
Three day weekends always sound nice but then your last day is like supercharged sadness Sunday and that's crushing.
Sea of Stars is perfect.
The doc's alive! He's in the old West but he's alive!
When did I turn into the schmo who says 'happy Friday' non-ironically?
Sleep like garbage, wake up and be miserable all day, take a 3 hour nap at 6pm, stay up too late and repeat. Follow me for more life tips.
I almost fell asleep driving to work today. The thought that snapped me awake? "I can't die while Styx is on the radio. Unacceptable."
My work soap smells like those old scented markers. I've been hanging out in the bathroom smelling soap like a maniac.
Nature is healing
Steely Dan is a real right of passage into middle age.
My beautiful baby is HERE. How can I expect to work the rest of the day? I gotta DANCE.
Congrats to the winner and I'm excited to hear who he comes up with for a cameo
It sounds like the mid-90s which kinds of dates it for me but I still like a lot of the tracks on it.
Ahh! You scared me.
Y'all are the absolute best.
Oh we in bluesky now. I got my choctchup and I'm ready to party.