Quizatz Haderach

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I had to double check this. Can't believe it's actually real

If your main takeaway from one of the most amazingly unlikely events in sports history is anything other than pure delight then you need to touch grass and probably talk to a therapist because the part of your soul that feels joy is damaged

Note to the writers of the universe -- USA failing because its leader fails to understand basic math is a little on the nose

Bam's previous season high was 32 points lol

I've always said Bam is a better scorer than Kobe

I'm leader of the Bam fan club but he's doing what?!?!?

Hey listen up, Buster Brown!

"Blueskee"

A Yoshi that fucks

Literally me

YO! Can we get F's in the chat for unenforceable contracts???

Balen - Man Yo Udyo ( London Version) YouTube video by Balen

I'm a dumb American who knows nothing about Nepalese politics so idk if this dude's cool or not but the new PM of Nepal's music is smooth as hell

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpwG...

Federal jury convicts advisor who scammed Rockets players out of millions The advisor took the funds to give $200,000 to his love interest and renovate his home and backyard pool.

*Stefon voice* This story has everything

Chandler Parsons
Disgraced Morgan Stanley Investment Advisor
Viatical Life Insurance
Six Figure Payments to Your Lover
Nyjer Morgan

www.chron.com/sports/rocke...

Finally!

Love to see elder millennial representation in sports

2 Ayatollah, 2 Khamenei

If your vote didn't matter they wouldn't be going to such great heights to stop it

Dems are going to outvote Rs by ~250k statewide

There's going to be more Texans vote in this Dem primary than the last 2 senate cycles *combined*

I'm going to steal this from whoever buys it

Wife: Honey, why was there a withdrawal of $4,000 - $8,000 from the retirement account?

Me: (muffled from inside fiberglass rhino) Could be lots things

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I'd basically be on a diet at that point

I'm on my 2nd coffee of the day so it would be more responsible if I had 17 donuts instead

I'm choosing to read this graphic against this coffee as being an ad for 17 donuts

You will not regret eating 17 donuts. It only has as much sugar as 1 coffee!

Mr Parles "The Eggman" Plubbins

*youth pastor sitting in chair backwards*

We're just taking the word of an attorney insect?

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