I hate when highly educated TV characters talk to the cops without a lawyer. Fucks up 80% of the television I watch. DTF is the latest.
I hate when highly educated TV characters talk to the cops without a lawyer. Fucks up 80% of the television I watch. DTF is the latest.
Let him talk as long as he wants. It's his last one.
"Terrible Businessman is Terrible at Business"
We will get thru this. We reclaim our democracy and ALL our rights. We will never cave in. We will find countless ways to say β noβto this regime. We will elect a leader who loves a free America
When guys tell each other βIβm here if you wannaβ talk,β theyβre usually simultaneously walking backwards out of the room.
My wife wanted to start an Only Fans. Iβm like, βYeah, Iβm your only fan. Thatβs the only fan youβre allowed to have. Thatβs the deal we made. Thereβs paper work.β
The President of The United States of America is convicted of sexual assault in civil court, and in The Epstein Files, and Iβm over here unemployed watching my mouth making sure I donβt say anything even the least bit sexist.
Why wonβt my phone make me happy?
Happy Friday The 13th!
Realistic puking in:
-The Pitt: S2 Ep6
-Send Help
There should be a website that is just a list of realistic vomiting scenes in movies and television.
Got called "Sir" at the weed store. So disrespectful.
Iβm starting to feel like Iβm in a Black Mirror episode where some paper work I signed to do Comics Unleashed in 2007 has me subject to a Truman Show type simulation in which the douche bag with a combover from The Apprentice becomes The USβs version of Kim Jong Un.
Not worth the $600!
Great show!
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
Green Day will make some new ones tomorrow.
WE NEED THE LIBERAL JOE ROGAN!!!!
newrepublic.com/article/2062...
Yo, Congress! Step in whenever you start to get embarrassed for our country. Not yet? Really? Cool.
βThis post would basically get anyone at any other job fired immediatelyβ
-Jack White
I need a break, but Iβm broke.
i'm stand-upping at the THROCKMORTON THEATRE in Mill Valley tomorrow night (Tuesday) if you're into that sort of thing
Best thing for your blood pressure is scrolling Bluesky while watching The Pitt.
I gotta' be honest, the work strike is gonna' be pretty easy for me.
The Full Charge Power Hour Podcast Ep. 84 βWhite Christmasβ
youtu.be/ULA5Bbb9gyg?...
My job takes up all my time, and Iβm unemployed.
Check me at The La Jolla Comedy Store Jan 28th.
www.showclix.com/event/dusted...
@un.org You up?
The Full Charge Power Hour Podcast Ep. 84 βWhite Christmasβ
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
I canβt believe a bunch of people thought, βLetβs vote for Darth Vader.β