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Locke’s horrible dad was such perfect casting as one of the Christmas Adventures

We posting on here now or what??

… what does it represent?

It’s not bad, the response to it was absurdly hyperbolic

I thought she was terrific in the first two seasons. (Her reactions to finding Jackie’s frozen body, eulogizing her at her funeral pyre, her baby’s death were all pretty heart wrenching.) Baffling that the only thing they gave her to do this season was scowl.

can’t argue with most of these but Closing Time is great!

what did he mean by this

RFK Jr on his third term

4 is a bloated and a mixed bag but it's certainly narratively ambitious. 5 though...

Most unnecessary sax scene?

reading those Exorcist: Believer reviews

Dave Filoni needs to be put on trial at the Hague for introducing time travel to Star Wars

BREAKING

Jedi Rocks - Return of the Jedi Special Edition (Lucas 1997)

the Ancient Mariner, shooting the albatross: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

the Ancient Mariner, when the very deep did rot and slimy things did crawl with legs upon the slimy sea: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Mina, you're a fine girl,
What a good bride you would be,
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea

Van Helsing: It's worse than we thought. Dracula... has his learner's permit.

they should make a movie about what if Dracula was Italian?

Ooh… they have Dracula on boats now.

Dracula Will Return in “Dracula Goes Hawaiian”

What if the Creature from the Black Lagoon drove an uber?

What if Dracula was on a boat? What if Frankenstein took the train? What if the Wolf Man rode the bus?

Who is steering boat? Oh my God! Dracula is steering boat! How can that BE?!

OCEANS ARE NOW BAT-TLEFIELDS

excuse me stewardess… i’m a dracula

*is there a doctor in the house voice* is there a dracula on the boat?

you learned to drive from playing Gran Turismo. i learned from playing Driver: You Are the Wheelman. we are not the same.

*Billy Corgan voice* the world is a Dracula...