Ryan (@boynamedshit)

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

12.03.2026 21:00 👍 6495 🔁 1134 💬 311 📌 357

2020: sure would be nice to live in some precedented times
2026: ahhhh fuck

29.01.2026 08:30 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a man throws a football on a field with a flag that says nfl ALT: a man throws a football on a field with a flag that says nfl

13.03.2026 01:52 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

GUY WHO DOESN’T REALIZE HE’S THE LEAST IMPORTANT FRIEND IN THE GROUP CHAT: It’s been a really rough few months since Maria left, and I couldn’t have done it without you. I love you guys.
OTHER GUY: (accidentally texting the wrong friend group) Donkey Kong would be hotter in a little pair of shorts

17.04.2025 03:22 👍 1107 🔁 97 💬 15 📌 7

Spanish Pipedream

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12.03.2026 09:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Peaches come in a can they were put there by a man who works in a factory that also processes nuts, wheat and dairy

12.03.2026 06:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prog metal track name

12.03.2026 00:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You don’t have to worry about that peasant

12.03.2026 00:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh yeah they ran ads in SW Ohio

11.03.2026 19:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A sign that says 'Bich Nga.'

11.03.2026 12:38 👍 78 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 5

Giacomo Realmuto

11.03.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m very ape 🦍 and very nice 😊

11.03.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Victory. It tastes like da old country.

11.03.2026 04:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I still can’t get over they’re all just Italian Americans

11.03.2026 04:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oof marone

11.03.2026 01:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

USA vs New Jersey

11.03.2026 01:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Roman Tony

11.03.2026 01:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait so the Italian team is literally just Italian American mlbers

11.03.2026 01:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Is it more or less embarrassing they named the military operation using twenty year old internet slang than if they had used something more recent

11.03.2026 01:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Commentators getting ready to call the first fastball down the middle that gets taken deep in the USA vs Italy baseball game a meatball

11.03.2026 01:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Interviewer: You might be able to catch some. It's all completely virtual. It's very simple, but it's also an overlay of physically based information that now exists on top of the real world. Herzog: When two persons in search of a pokémon clash at the corner of Sunset and San Vicente is there violence? Is there murder? Interviewer: They do fight, virtually. Herzog: Physically, do they fight? Interviewer: No- Herzog: Do they bite each other's hands? Do they punch each other?

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.

27.02.2026 15:51 👍 2075 🔁 580 💬 17 📌 12

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Inching closer to the brink of WWIII yes please keep up the taco trump thing that makes a lot of sense

10.03.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a sheep… I’m a weird goat… what the hell am I chewing here…

10.03.2026 18:48 👍 56 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Guy who gets stygian and callypgian mixed up

10.07.2025 22:49 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

What’s taters, precious? What’s taters?

10.03.2026 19:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beware the Marios of March

10.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our parents were always waffle cone propagandists but neither my sister or I were having it

10.03.2026 02:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bobby Witt Jr, Keefe from Righteous Gemstones looking ass

10.03.2026 01:37 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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