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possibly harder than ever they've been revoked before. "cmon y'all, working in the fields is great." sheesh

"y'all" privileges revoked

fish taco bowl with cabbage, bell pepper, tomato, corn, red onion, cilantro, & rice

after all, why not? why shouldn't i make myself a late night fish taco bowl

Inherent Slop Affinity, many people are saying

Anyway the president is a totally incoherent madman who in complete violation of the constitution can fling the might of the US military around to suit his ever-changing personal whims as easily as a child tossing a paper plane. Wonderful

You could say going after the nuclear program again but a) there was a deal on the table for that and b) apparently we've given up on that for now too

Skipping the "chuck schumer is palestinian" laugh line that he loves so much- "protecting the Iranian people" was like the closest thing we had to a justification for all this and now they're "quite nasty"

Princess Mononoke Fanart. Ashitaka it's riding Yakul. They are crossing a river with a waterfall behind them. The kodamas are walking with them

Wanted to paint some greenery 🌿🌸 #digitalart #fanart #illustration #princessmononoke

Words are just noises you make with your mouth, they don't have to MEAN anything!

Oh yeah lmao important correction

This is also funny because the last time he was in public-public a bunch of people at a restaurant were yelling at him about how much he sucks lol

"Whats with all these people holding signs and shouting SAVE AMERICA?"

"Uhhh, it's about the legislation sir. They're supporters of your beautiful election law"

Well I do be screaming about how we need to save america but it's different

Let's see how open-minded he can be

Seriously though it's wild how this has been normalized, how being ruled by a crazy person ordering up kidnappings and assassinations is discussed as though he's an open-minded guy, just trying sushi for the first time or something

Didn't a famous dude say that the market vibe longer than you can stay sane? or something like that.

You best start believing in paradox grand strategy games miss turner- YOU'RE IN ONE!

"Open to khamenei being killed" like it's an item on the diplomacy menu. Hope he misclicks and we get a trade agreement out of this

It sounds incredible to me

Every second of free time you have ever had in your life was subsidized by the existence of the combine harvester.

must be the celebratory kind, heralding the end of the war

It'd be like the end of psycho pass, it'd be dope. Just gotta watch out for that wily makishima shogo

I steal from ALDI all the time. Or at least it feels like stealing, as a result of its incredible prices!

Lmao

"They've shot everything they have to shoot, and they better not try anything cute" I hate it when he raps

Yeah I'm not put out when the ceo of the rat poison company doesn't taste the poison

Why not both. It's called innovation

so the new objective is basically to safely open the strait of hormuz, the strait that was open before they started this war for no reason

That's cool it means you have a bunch of dope stuff to watch

taxes are so complicated these days, you question your gender, accoeding to HR Block