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You dipshits do realize that if #CBJ are gonna miss the playoffs again, they can get picks for Coyle at the deadline, right? We have the dumbest fans.

I’ll get killed for this, and I don’t care. If I’m Waddell, I’m making Marner the highest paid player in the league. Does he deserve it? Nope. Does it matter? Nope. It’s his time. Cap going up. We have space, and he would thrive here. #CBJ

Playoff Hellebyuck is back #GoJetsGo

It’s January. The #Browns are about to play their first home playoff game in 31 years. A foot of snow is falling. The hopes and dreams fall on the shoulders of a munchkin from Hawaii with a pop gun arm.

At least we know he’ll never get us to that point. I hate this team.

Mason Graham has a higher ceiling at QB than Dillon Gabriel. #Browns

Anyone else just get some weird text about attacking Yemen from some guy named Pete?

It’s sickening to know that we’re probably in the playoffs if Greaves gets the net earlier in the season. #CBJ

Streamers Bitch! #CBJ

Voronkov has put up some numbers, but not enough to deserve the statue of him #CBJ erected on the ice at NWA.

This seems good #CBJ

#CBJ legend Jonathan Quick being abused

If we weren’t in a playoff race, I’d want to claim Ryan Reeves just to pair him with Olivier. #CBJ

Pyythia it is

Meaning Labate or Pytthia goes back.

Christian Fischer is a bad NHL player. Lukas Sedlak bad. Not sure how this helps. #CBJ

Chinny is back! #CBJ

holy shit I love the damn Cavs team

What a damn win #LetEmKnow

I have zero interest in Seth Jones. He’s not the Seth Jones that thrived in his first stint. Torts isn’t here anymore to make him look awesome. He hasn’t been the same player since he got hurt vs. Colorado in Feb 2020. No thanks. #CBJ

Thornton was wide open and air balled it. That’s really bad. #OSUBB

Greatest start to a game in the history of sports? #FourNations

I’m not sure everyone appreciates just how close Fantilli is to becoming a bona fide superstar #CBJ

The winner, and still heavyweight champion of the NHL…Matthieu Olivier #CBJ

Jordan Dumais made his AHL debut this weekend. If this game continues this way he’ll make his NHL debut and play defense on Tuesday for #CBJ

Two bad GMs last night. Rutherford (though as Pres) and Kevyn Adams, who somehow didn’t get in on any of this

The fans of Vancouver deserve better. They lost two trades in one night, badly

I cannot believe Boqvist is on waivers after all the tweethearts in #CBJ land told me how amazing he was. Guess he isn’t quite winning the Norris yet.

We have Marchy. You don’t. #CBJ

I like Severson. But these brainfarts have to stop. Just a lazy stupid penalty.

Severson can bitch all he wants. It’s a stupid bird-brained penalty and it’s the right call. That’s some house league 12u bullshit from him. #CBJ