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What a day for a ball game folks! 30 seconds left in the fourth, patriots down by 7… there’s the snap… and OH NO! The quarterback has solved the lament configuration… AND HERE COME THE CENOBITES. In their world pleasure and pain are the same. Oh this is just something no coach ever wants to see…
Like an alien made a newspaper comic
THE LONGEST YARD (1974, Japanese poster)
A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
I never noticed this either.
Who will win the Super Bowl??? Well let's see what the animal kingdom thinks.
First off, Wilbur the binturong at the Nashville Zoo predicts the Seahawks will win. Makes you think, huh...
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These sound like my senile last words on my deathbed before my family mercifully pulled the plug
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There's at least a thousand other people in New York who would look at the alien challenging THE ONE and go "shit I could do that, I've got to be the one to do that"
Zarkorr would have a line out Zardorr
I wanna know his gym routine to get those nice juicy turkey legs
Quaker III Arena: the quaker oats guy with a cigar clamped between his teet and a massive fuck you gun over his shoulder.
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Watched this one after watching part 3 first, and whoo boy was that a strange mood change. Favorite part was the kid that had a can of soup in every scene he was in.
"It’s harder to date. Harder to think about having children. It’s harder to come to your own conclusions about what you earnestly want from life. It’s harder to realise who you are. It’s impossible to feel as though you are meeting your potential."
This week's column, more personal than usual.
Republicans have released their health care bill—and it's a disaster. The plan targets trans people, low-income families, and immigrants by restricting Medicaid. Tell your Senators to vote NO on this bill: action.transequality.org/a/votenos3386
If you won’t share or repost personal fundraisers, then please share and support the Sameer Project. They are a donations based initiative on the ground in Gaza supplying aid to the displaced families and survivors of Israel’s genocide.
chuffed.org/project/1491...
It's distressing that the longer it takes to meet the goal, the more the goal needs to be extended, the less likely people are to help. Winter weather continues to damage the tents people are living in, necessitating repairs.
Please quote and encourage followers to donate. We're so close. ❤️
Friends and mutual, please help me boost Sahar’s fundraiser. The winter conditions she and her family, including her injured son Odai, are experiencing are inhumane. Repost if you cannot donate, but PLEASE consider the cost of a coffee or snack. www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-aid...
I don't think this is advertising potato chips.
Updated this with more info! Including some kinda humorous details late in production lol
Veins by DREW
I started doing slogans when I was 18. That's just a phrase you say to advertise someone's company. They're free to make, but they're worth a lot if you get the right one. For example, "It's cold. It's dessert. We call it ice cream." That works for any ice cream company. Or you can make a specific slogan like "Take a bite out of life. Apple Computer." The logo of Apple has a bite in it, so it's perfect. Every company needs a slogan so you remember them. Even regular things like lamps need a slogan. A lot of people probably think lamps are no big deal, but wait until it gets dark outside. Then you really appreciate them. A hundred years ago when it got dark, we would just have to go to bed, but not now. "Thanks, Lamps." That's a lamp slogan. "Don't live half your life in the shadows." That's another one they could use. In Finland, they only have sun half of the year, and they get depressed. It can happen to anyone. Companies like Apple or lamp companies can afford to spend money on slogans, because it's all profit. You don't need anything special to make a lamp. All you need is a lightbulb and a dream. Put quotes around that, because it's another great slogan.
Bug spray is really expensive, so I tried to catch some spiders and put them in my apartment, to be natural predators. I only got 6 spiders, and after I put them under my bed, all they did was make spiderwebs. I had to pull all the spiderwebs I found (they are gross and make your apartment look dirty) but they kept making more every day. I got tired of pulling them, so I squashed the spiders I could find and looked on the internet to find other predators. When I searched online it said the main predator of bugs was lizards, but I didn't want to get them. Lizardwebs would be even worse (because they are bigger than spiders) and I didn't want to be sitting at home and have them stare at me with their dead eyes. You don't know if they are going to just snap and bite you, or s---- on your bed, because they don't have eyebrows, or emotions.
I still don't like swimming. When I drive by the water park I start feeling nervous like someone's going to yell at me. They'll take my glasses, and they'll put me on the slide, and when I get to the bottom I can't find my glasses, and I'm cold, and my skin is poisoned. Swimming for me is like going to a store, and as soon as you walk in, they put a blindfold on you and spray Raid. Then, when you get back home, everyone tells you "I love that store."
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
Please give to Rebecca Heineman's GFM if you're able. She needs all the help she can get.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Please help Ahmad's family survive Israel's continuing genocide, which has left Palestinians starving & homeless as winter rains flood the camps. Their tent has been damaged, & they urgently need funds for warm shelter & supplies. Support has fallen a lot since the 'ceasefire':
Folks won’t even share survival funds, news, calls to action anymore—complacency that condemns Palestinians to death. But I know we can turn that around.
One link, SIX families:
- Food
- Medical care for three women
- Winter items to prevent hypothermia
chuffed.org/project/hope...
wow its trans awareness week. be aware of me and my cute little drawings
