Queen of The Prairies Milk Truck

Black and white glass faces

Glass day

now reading James and holy smokes right off the bat this is great

incurring expenses

Evil Marc Summers: human people come in all kinds of wonderful colors, so how come when you grind them up, you always get the same disgusting gore

Evil Marc Summers: then, dirty ass fingers poke the burritos with holes before sending them out to the customer

it’s a good way to get recommendations x3

wanna be goodreads friends?

it’s named after the creators John Stick and G. Dishwater Poke

sometimes the angle is so uncanny it’s freaky as hell

dentists have been sending out some chopped veneers lately

i don’t always try to buy cigarettes with a picture of my id and a picture of my credit card, but when i do i buy marlboro menthols

john lennon voice: i look at all the racist tshirts where did they all come from

i’ll put in a requisition for those

well fix it! i want to be able to fuck up the moon if i have to

bazookas fell off

blowing up ants with a rocket bazooka

Devil May Vary

you can print out pictures of breasty women and put them on the wall as much as you like if it’s a funny part of your persona and nobody’s allowed to think you’re weird or say anything weird about it to eachother when you aren’t listening

if i can’t drive drunk how am i supposed to get to the chinese store

chat gpt is like when i drive drunk. i can’t be held responsible for any damage because i was drunk. that’s the law buster brown

you go into the chinese store looking for a product and you don’t understand chinese so you look at your list which is in chinese and you grab the product on the list and you come out of the store and you don’t understand chinese but you’ve now done business at the chinese store

it’s like the metaphor of the chinese store

the scary ass owl noise in justin biebers “if i was your boyfriend”

clavuncular faces legal trouble after running down auntie in ford ranger

Chimp Malfunction

sort of a chinese truck situation

reading a book i don’t like or understand because im bored

Mr. “Jimmy” Beast

Mr. One Chip At A Time bankrupted my cash machine

it’s like a holiday where you can lose your job or overdose