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Someone catfished that Jake Lang white supremacist guy pretending to be a 15 year old girl and he took the bait in the worst possible way.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Honestly it wasn't that bad tbh, I think I was just lucky that today was strangely calm
I was just tired really

though later got bit in the ass when I went out to my car after I clocked out and found my tire flat </3 💀

Mojtaba Khamenei is Irans new Supreme Leader. Not only did the US kill his father in the March 1st strikes, his wife and mother also died.

Just something to think about.

The naming of Ayatollah Khamemei today ensures that the majority of GOP senators will continue to think the exact same guy has been running Iran since 1979

As though we needed any more evidence that Fox "News" is a mendacious propaganda machine and not remotely a serious journalistic enterprise.

Still, this is pretty astounding.

working a eight hour shift on three hours of sleep

this is explicitly genocidal

The #BondiTop

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

So the fact that we bombed a girls elementary school, while likely using AI for targeting, is going to be a major headline story dominating American news coverage when exactly?

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

[Exit Murderer.]

ENJOY UNEMPLOYMENT, FACIST PIG

As a resident of Georgia, I am absoluely terrified about the coming future of this state because there is near ZERO local Democratic action

Nothing in the mail, no road signs, nothing

It all depends on "Vote Blue no matter what" and people who genuinely pay attention

is everyone on glue

Minnesota would like a word.

I think theres a trend with my favourite Digimon and Pokemon

Because we put... incels in charge of the Pentagon???

Currently trending on X.

Just saw a fic on ao3 that has the Hanahaki trope but... no romance??

TODAY: We posted about MAGA Republican state Rep. Susan Lynn posting that her son just got called up and deployed after Trump & Bibi started this war with Iran.

FLASHBACK — 2020: Susan posted thanking Trump for “not plunging my son and daughter-in-law into another war” 👇🏽

Hard to argue

It’s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. I’m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

January: Kidnap the president of Venezuela

February: Launch an unprovoked war with Iran

March: ???

Killing schoolgirls in Operation Le Epic Bacon so people forget about the dead economy and the president's pedophile best friend for ten minutes.