Hyuponia "Rumor" Halfmirage

that moment when i have to keep updating the commissioner and wait for feedback but they very visibly start playing a videogame

Mario shooting an RPG at Exor from Super Mario RPG

Super Mario RPG

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

replaying majora's mask to experience the fantasy of planning a schedule and efficiently acting upon it to materially improve the conditions of the people around me whilst we all try to not think about the looming existential threat the stress of which causes us to needlessly lash out at each other

i can confidently say i can now write in papyrus without a need for a guide

that said though i think id say that i am greatly annoyed when i am mocked for my frustrations - yes, doesnt mean it should always be let go or anything but like. i dunno?

wh... what? why? why is webp apparently this so divisive? why?

well gubby. i may not know anything, but we will find victory

sharp edges

Day 35: Metal Cap
#TetraMarioPowerUps #SuperMario

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

everything is fucking "but my life as a web developer is improved by this new tool (sorry it breaks everything you use and we don't accept it either)" and quite frankly I'm fucking tired of letting web people make shit easier for them and harder for literally everyone else

"WebP compresses better, don't you want the internet to be fast!?" yeah i do maybe we could work on not embedding twenty megabytes of trackers and other bullshit JavaScript so your page runs without adblocking most of it first. no? then fuck webp. that's my opinion

Rejected Mega Man robot master?
#art #animation

i've been pretty busy for a long time but i made some mockups for how my game could look!

#pixelart #gamedev #aseprite

what the hell does "Legitimate Interest" mean anyway

hello everyone i am hyuponia halfmirage and my joints hurt

yea ive checked it like 4 separate times i probably do have it who knows

bro any sort of rejection is actually making my body literally scream "i don't wanna die" like its literally telling me that word by word

hmm I followed the instructions I’m not sure why he looks so different

why do they want me to know things before playing a video game

despite making this video I keep watching it

it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like "GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds. GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping. See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows." and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

i apologize shitty tiktok text to speech voice. i apologize child with a cell phone from 2008 using windows movie maker. i apologize unintelligible guy with a meandering five minute intro. come back...we need you...

a crude drawing of an oddish in ms paint. its tongue is sticking out even though it probably doesn't ever actually do this. the caption says "a little oddish". because it's a little odd, but it's also an oddish, so it's

i still don't consider myself much of an "artist" but never underestimate the power of quickly shitting out something silly that will give a few people chuckles

(i had no idea what i was drawing but it turns out you can make a smiley into oddish by adding legs and goku)

a popup from Indeed asking if you have experience in "Arrays (data structure)".

what are we even doing here man