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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆSatire. Followed by The Onion founder. Props from The Simpsons' 4x Emmy winner Mike Reiss, The Dan Patrick Show & Featured on Queerty by The Daily Show’s Carson Mlnarik. OG PAGE HACKED, 250,000 followers LOST πŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸ’‹β€οΈ All My Satire: linktr.ee/youreadygrandma πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

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14.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For anyone who watched Heated RivalryπŸ’ & considered watching the NHL for the first time:

Don't believe the hype. It's only good for edging.

14.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No matter what happens…

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

No matter what.

13.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 7732 πŸ” 2373 πŸ’¬ 180 πŸ“Œ 82

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

13.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 15634 πŸ” 3880 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 126
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13.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 4790 πŸ” 2145 πŸ’¬ 280 πŸ“Œ 156
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

Strange times
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13.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

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13.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

He’s wild.

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13.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer

Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer

Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer https://theonion.com/trump-defends-wearing-fruit-hat-samba-dancing-during-dignified-transfer/

12.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1743 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 12
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Entire Cabinet Now Also Wearing Trump Penis-Replica Buttplugs; But They're Slipping Out, A Lot 'Honestly, I Barely Notice It.'- Marco Rubio

READ: shorturl.at/qhUVC

13.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Story in comments.
#Trump #matching #shoes #theonion #marcorubio #politicalhumor #satire

13.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 5591 πŸ” 2582 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 110
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Hmmm. πŸ€”

12.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2460 πŸ” 1085 πŸ’¬ 247 πŸ“Œ 116
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12.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

12.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 35387 πŸ” 8395 πŸ’¬ 1373 πŸ“Œ 520