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@elwoodbond

XVX | Drummer for Skatune Network/JER, Jobsite Theater + more. 92nd Blue belt at YCJJC, 1st guy to get a degree in drum set at UT. Mostly ska and MMA

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I demoed a lot of music last weekend and none of it was ska.

29.05.2025 13:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Baseball featuring my wife

29.05.2025 13:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I stayed there for so long for MMA news but it seems like enough of the news outlets made it over here now. It is a nightmare over there now. People rate baiting for engagement and money.

20.05.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhy doesn’t anyone like to go on Twitter anymore?”

20.05.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Baseball

01.05.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly, the local artsy restaurant closing and reopening as a New York-based franchise wing place that painted the building white is the ultimate symbolism of what has happened to Tampa since 2020.

01.05.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This Incredible Chappell Roan Cover Proves All Songs Deserve A Ska Cover Ska deserves to be taken seriously.

I know this is my second article about someone covering Chappell Roan but to be faaaaaair this one was mostly an excuse to talk about how amazing @skatunenetwork.bsky.social is and why y'all should go listen to their music.

25.03.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

What’s up dorks the other website is cooked so I’m back here

03.04.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also yes it has been 6 months at my new job and some people still don’t know my name. I am a ghost.

12.03.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I start every teams messages with β€œHey! It’s _[the name everyone calls me] over here at the headquarters” because my display name is not my preferred name and I want everyone to know what my name is. Some people think it may be excessive, but guess who forgot his intro and got called my display name

12.03.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SOUTH FLORIDA
✨🌊🏝️🐊🍊✨
JER HOMECOMING
WITH OMNIGONE!!
ENEMY TO ALL, LAST DISASTER, FUAKATA!

First time in Broward in over a year and a half, last time for a while πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ
ROLL TRU SOFLO
m.bpt.me/event/6561924

10.02.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Dana White’s Power Nap

10.02.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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People that post β€œI hate ska punk/third wave” on ska forums are massive dorks. Brother Im telling you right now that nobody cares.

09.02.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rug pull of the century coming soon

05.02.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, which is why I was surprised. The bar being β€œit’s free speech” for every other instance of some fighter saying dumb shit means that when Dana actually dissents from their opinion is what surprised me.

31.01.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, yeah. Several fighters have done terrible things and haven’t been cut or reprimanded. That’s the unfortunate nature the culture of the UFC. Him even saying Bryce is dumb and that what he said was bad is a surprise.

31.01.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not even going to lie, I’m surprised Dana White said anything about Bryce Mitchell today. I’m especially surprised he went in on him like that for several minutes.

30.01.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk man I’m just in my own head and maybe holding on to resentment for someone doing something kinda shitty to you isn’t healthy!!!!

27.01.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, they did me wrong and I felt slighted by their actions because of the standards that I felt we held for each other, but on the other hand, what do I gain from harboring these feelings? Does this person deserve to be lumped into a group of people that have done worse things?

27.01.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been harboring resentment for someone that wronged me nearly 10 years ago. We haven’t spoken since I confronted them. We still run in similar circles and their name came up this weekend. I don’t feel like they share the same resentment for me as I do for them.

27.01.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This photo series kinda fucked me up

27.01.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Bluesky!
ICYMI, we’re purging skatune and JER merch from the store! It’s an assortment of designs with maybe 2 or 3 each in various sizing so we’re just selling it all off extremely cheap!
Your chance to grab some dope clothes for very cheap!
Www.skatunenetwork.com

26.01.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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Hii Bluesky

So we found a few boxes with a bunch of mismatched merch. Literally it’s 1 or 2 of each design in a random assortment of sizing so we’re just doing a purge sale

‼️20 dollar sweatshirts‼️
‼️15 dollar longsleeves‼️
‼️10 dollar t shirts‼️

www.skatunenetwork.com

25.01.2025 21:21 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œAre you a freshwater fish or a saltwater fish?”

Neither. I am the crab that has its own display at the pet store.

23.01.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep thinking about how I just experienced two back-to-back devastating hurricanes in Tampa and now three months later it’s snowing multiple inches through out Florida. Truly normal weather.

23.01.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will be navigating my favorite personal tweets to BlueSky over the next few months.

23.01.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That new Scowl song rips

23.01.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still patiently waiting for MMA Twitter to come over but I’m not gonna hold my breath.

22.01.2025 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright so I think Twitter is cooked. How we doing over here?

22.01.2025 13:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0