Beautiful little chap. We have a constant head/heart battle over a second doggo!

I am so sorry to hear this Moose. Wishing you and your family the best possible outcome.

Maybe we can take some hope from the fact that he failed to build very much of his wall.... and Mexico very much didn't pay for any of it.

The Regent Cinema, Marple. Opened in 1931 and still going strong as an independent. Memories of a grumpy owner (but probably justifiably so), wet coats steaming on the radiators at the sides, Pearl & Dean adverts - and of course ice-cream in the intermission. regentmarple.co.uk/RegentCinema...

I'm annoyed that I haven't got around to putting my weather station up since we moved - been some interesting weather over the past few weeks

Frank, alone in the field looking sad and confused after the starlings he was stalking spotted him and flew away, despite his most excellent camouflage

I shall look forward to the chaos as inappropriately large vehicles try to use Pepperdon Hall Lane, Hennock and Teign village as a short cut.

What? No Holden Back?

Ouch. I've had a few wet grass slips on the hills over the years, but you must have been very unlucky to cause major damage. I slipped and fell in Chard at the weekend, which confused my friends, who had visions of me lying in a bed of leafy veg. I hope storm Bram doesn't disrupt your repatriation!

I can't play along, but have sung along to the full album with Nick Grimshaw on 6 this morning

Still the same number. Would be great to meet up soon. Snowed with work/move combination at the moment - haven't had my bike out yet!

I'm not only here online, I'm here in person too. After 2 years of looking, nearly buying, looking some more, we've just moved down the road from you - near Hennock.

Shouldn't there be a traditional English dessert consisting of a mixture of strawberries or other berries, meringue, and whipped cream in E10?

Moose's map of the Tenby area, with a tiny clipart image of a cute doggy added in square K9 in pathetic and unoriginal attempt at coordinate-based humour.

Maybe draw some cowhide in L4?

The location of Saundersfoot Bay D5s belief

misunderstanding jokes on the Internet can get you into hot water.

that's a really uncool gift

the pinnacle of pun perfection

Last year's award was scooped by a chap from Tyneside.