it’s too early in the morning I’ve just sent a message to trans pennine express customer support on Twitter from my alt 😭

big shoe

do I get a switch 2 yes or yes?

hair is cut and feel much better :)

wearing some puma briefs for the first time in a while and can someone tell me why theres a 30 page document of washing instructions on the waistband? 😭

motherquake

this episode of drag race ukvstw was a fever dream

me every time I hear a noise playing the last of us part 2 x

I bought Divinity Original Sin 2 five years ago and that’s me just completing it now 😎

wish the games would go back to looking like this 🥺

what it feels like taking pics beside you both

unbeknownst is such a cunty word idk how to explain it

It’s such cute little hidden gem

catching up with a good friend and talking about what kind of man will come into my life and she said it’s a shame my options are limited to hipster men with moustaches 💀💀

manchester grindr is wild
wdym someone is 500m away and isn’t on my grid 😭

Just won £4 😈

just won £2 on a scratch card who wants me?

haven’t watch a Christmas film yet so I’m convincing myself knives out counts because of the jumper that Chris Evans wears

why has Lindsay Lohan not released another cheesy Christmas film this year? Now what am I going to watch?

a straight guy went to fist bump to introduce himself and I went for a handshake and it looked like the most awkward game of rock paper scissors 😂😭

come to think of it there were so many cuck chairs in our portugal villa

enjoying the sun before the torrential rain x

it’s 10am and I’ve convinced myself it’s called a tissue because that’s the noise you make when you sneeze

befriended a lesbian on the train down to Manchester, truly happy pride 🥰

Hair is cut for Manchester Pride :)

weapons was spectacular
no notes x

for people that do before and after pics can you do the before pic on the left because I get confused x

Customer in work asked me what time the Chelsea kick off started???
Do I look like I watch football???
Diva, Google it

miss slayyyter on repeat this morning

colleagues at work thought I was crazy. VPL refers to wether or not the bulge print is showing right???