comrade goblin ☭

asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu

throwing my jacket over a cuddle puddle so i can walk over it

Every time I find myself in public

Books are made of tree ghosts

it's boob night on boobsky

I hated working in an office with all that. Plus it was all older women obsessed with never eating bread and their only conversation topics were brunch and kohls coupons they get in the mail. Then the older dudes salesmen stopping by blah blah golf blah blah boomer joke.

Who has two thumbs and is sick of this depression? BOB KELSO!

One week ago I was kidding myself

im not the main character. i'm the weird alchemist girl who wears a gas-mask and says "what strange noises from the basement? don't worry about that. Would you perhaps like to partake in a trial run on a new elixir I've been working on?"

Humanity lost its way when we decided we were better than other animals.

Okay I want to become active here and giant more fellow goblins and weed enthusiasts let's gooooo

Lol

Did the discord vanish? I was thinking shit what's Carl up to I'm never online anymore and poof it gone. Heh.

Life had some changes and I am just rarely on the socials anymore. How are my fellow goblins?

he hug him own face

"no! my trinkets!" i scream, as the black robed chaos agent goes absolutely apeshit on my curio shelf with a battleaxe

I keep forgetting this app exists. It's not that I'm on the twatter so much that my partner and I are finally living together and about to hustle over to our own apartment and I'm just busier. Blep.

Thanks! I always make random crockpot stews and I'm here for new combinations 🖤 Here's the one I made this week! Harvest chicken stew with butternut squash.

I have a mighty need for that recipe

FUCKIN FINALLY

There's too much musk on my timeline and none of it is news like "has died, and painfully" which is the only news about that bloated carcass of an incel I want to see.