Oh, your team lost a crucial game and you’re devastated? Look at this stat that makes it 50x worse. Don’t plug in that toaster.
12.03.2026 01:38
👍 6
🔁 1
💬 1
📌 0
Oh, your team lost a crucial game and you’re devastated? Look at this stat that makes it 50x worse. Don’t plug in that toaster.
I’m convinced xG was invented just to piss off fans
PCA is good at baseball
Bam Adebayo passing Kobe in single game points scored is like Alvaro Morata passing Messi on a goal scoring list
Distribution? Ok
Distribution? Ok
That’s badass
Hearing a lot of good things about Train Dreams. I’m assuming it’s a documentary that follows two aspiring train conductors on their path from high school to the professional railways?
RAFFY THE GOAT
How can you not love this guy?
Just won $10 on Polymarket betting on MLS suspending a player for life for betting.
Ok, team
You've just won the ball in the opposing 1/3
Do you
A. Take advantage of the opportunity to try and score
B. Take advantage of the opportunity to have some chill rondo time with your dudes
Watching Mad Men S3E12. It’s a very good episode of television.
Still better than Orlando.
RBNY VERY committed to the #playyourkids movement
Cool.
In case you are wondering what happened to the Red Bulls, I put a lot of them on my fantasy team this week. My bad.
4 thoughts on Atlanta United's historically bad start to 2026
https://www.fivestripefinal.com/p/4-thoughts-on-atlanta-uniteds-historically
Things are bad. But there are a few small reasons for optimism www.fivestripefinal.com/p/4-thoughts...
Just time traveled. Atlanta United is still trash in the future fuckkk
HELL YEAH
Me on Friday thinking this is the week they figure out vs. me on Saturday night
Wait a damn minute. Zavier Gozo is American? I thought this dude was a U22 wonder kid signing or something. Why is he not getting usmnt caps dafuq
The saddest part of all this is I might not even get to post the Stringer Bell meme this season. A tragedy of the highest order.
Galarza and Fortune midfield will feed families
River Plate fans don’t know ball
I owe Ronny Deila an apology
