The Bad Salad of William Archibald Spooner   Why do I always watch my birds? I know that statement sounds absurd but today I reached an all-lime toe when I received a blushing crow.   It’s wetting gorse – and here’s the crunch: my conversation packs a lunch. I’m not sure when all this began but I think I need a plaster man   to help me when my stouth gets muck. I should sit, perhaps, and bead a rook, fight a liar, or flick some powers. No, I think I’ll go and shake a tower. Brian Bilston

Happy Spoonerism Day to all those who belly crate.

This new Google Material 3 Expressive concept is well weapon! It's got a massive number 5 because it's the most common number. #nathanbarley

Petition: Require emergency service vehicles to use two-tone “nee nah” sirens. We feel there has been an increased use of American style “wailing” sirens on our emergency service vehicles. We think this is a mistake, and that these are less safe. We believe they also represent a...

Can a simple auditory change both save lives and change attitudes?

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

Sign it and let's find out!

There is a shortage of prisons, power stations, sewage treatment plants...

This Ray Tracing guy must be real busy, he's in like *every* game.

Movie music goes "this bit is sad. This bit is tense", while game music goes "this bit is a swamp. This bit is a volcano."
That's way better actually! Movie soundtracks should try being indifferent to their characters' inner worlds and their stupid little problems and tell you they are in a field

@jah67.bsky.social got there in the end...