Dancing on the corpses ashes
06.03.2026 07:58
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Dancing on the corpses ashes
I completed dry January and all I got was a rekindled love for soda
You are braver than I and did Boston proud. GG!
No Bo and no Tucker is devastating man
Why must everyone insist on using speaker phone to take calls. Put the phone to your ear I am begging you.
"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"
how you pronounce mk.gee weeds out the posers from the nerds
Animal Collective be like "may I bang with dis 🥺👉👈"
Shredded cheese tastes better when someone else does it for you and I'm not talkin about the bags you buy at the store
Sonic Boom selling bootleg tapes and vinyl for full price is actually messed up. $50 for a bootleg tape is absurd.
ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY JOB. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS SHIT. I WILL STAY UP UNTIL DEGENERATE HOURS UNTIL IM BLACK IN THE FACE YOU FUCKING SHIT. ILL KILL MYSELF.
What a good fucking song
The scariest thing that can happen on Halloween is hearing the cries of every Dodgers fan around the globe
Fred again is not great enough to bring Thomas Bangalter out of retirement
My plan to make the convenience store across from my apartment stock yerba mate worked. Literally the only person who bought it and now I have a personal stash that they've restocked.
The cover for a fake Wii game consisting of both the 1988 Studio Ghibli film, Grave of the Fireflies, and Super Mario World; both are represented on the cover, the former by the poster of Seita carrying his sister Setsuko across a field and the latter by the artwork of Mario wearing a cape and riding Yoshi. The cover promises "TWO classics in ONE!".
Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay
They gentrified Nuit Blanche
in other news, i have dream repress sooner than you think maybe? probably? i hope.
funny how i saw the last i hate sex show and it was beautiful and then years later the merch game fucked everybody up and they imploded their account
How did Shazam get worse? 10 years ago it worked perfectly now it can't recognize shit
Drag queen named John M'Lady
What's the deal with all these emo band doing drops on WhatNot. It's so lame. Just do a regular merch drop ffs
on your back fast asleep, buy the waxlight
Stop trying to make swag happen Bieber, it's not going to happen
Ex-cop boss called me an onion today
this 3 act story has something for everyone
Freakier Friday implies that we will eventually reach a climax. A trilogy. A Freakiest Friday where there is no turning back and cannot be surpassed in freakiness.
Bellona has vegan pizzas but I haven't tried it so can't speak to it. Their calzones though... Amazing.
What genuine interest could Simon Cowell possibly have collecting Pokemon cards. He was not riding up the tower to Rayquaza with the mach bike instead of the acro bike. Rayquaza is meaningless to him.
