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@klutzyqueen

I’m just a girl standing in front of the internet yelling about the things I love

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when I tell you hearing Welcome To My Island - George Daniel & Charli XCX Remix hits me like crack. always end up looking down and realizing I’m hella speeding

26.03.2025 01:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there’s an incredibly random, small time podcast guy that i think is just…beyond hot. and he just posted a pic that is…🥵🥵…the way i wish i had the balls to slide into his dms is insane

22.03.2025 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hart of Dixie is just a perfect show.

20.03.2025 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

down bad with cramps post-iud insertion. i must have blocked out this part from last time

19.03.2025 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just realized i’m off and the new elsie silver came out today…gonna be making this drive home as quickly as possible…

04.03.2025 14:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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small businesses are just the greatest. i had an appointment scheduled for a mani/pedi today for my bday and they’ve been playing one direction the whole time and brought me coffee!!

28.02.2025 17:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*no one*
me at 3 am: deletes all of my dating app accounts and thirst follows a man on tiktok

26.02.2025 13:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i started this movie fully thinking i’ve never seen it, but i most definitely have. oh well.

25.02.2025 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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looking for suggestions as I make a “35 by 35” list! I truly just love projects and finding new things to do, and think that sourcing from friends/family/internet strangers make it even more meaningful. plus the spreadsheet to track it all brings joy itself!

25.02.2025 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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you know what…maybe getting diagnosed with cancer the week of your best friend’s wedding can be a good thing. cuz I sure as hell gave zero fucks on that dance floor

19.02.2025 18:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i said the whole time we watched love is blind that david is alex moffat so now i’m watching someone great

19.02.2025 01:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I quite literally just said “Glen Powell not being in a Super Bowl commercial is a waste” AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.

10.02.2025 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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getting ready for a 2000s dance party and I gotta ask…when’s the last time you put eyeliner on your water line?? this shit is wild.

07.02.2025 23:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone in my life is fucking going through it right now. vibes are atrocious. i need something to break.

06.02.2025 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you are such a caring and fun person. you bring joy to a lot of people. I love being your friend

04.02.2025 01:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i am once again reading in my outdoor hammock in the middle of winter in pittsburgh. little joyous moments

03.02.2025 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ok, I just realized how many of the books I read last month were closed door and I feel really weird about it. excuse me while I find some very explicit open doors for my next few reads

01.02.2025 16:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me, listing the tropes of the book i’m reading out loud: single mom, second chance, best friends older brother, hockey romance? fuck yeah.

01.02.2025 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the Recruit has Noah Centineo and that’s all I care about 🤣

31.01.2025 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thank you universe, more please to the two rounds of drinks curtesy of the man nicknamed “meat juice” that I ran into tonight who I’d met while on a kind of date? with another dude last summer

29.01.2025 01:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

exactly! almost too on the nose, but also…couldn’t be more perfect?

29.01.2025 01:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very surreal being in the dermatologist office and going over my diagnosis while Night Changes by One Direction played in the background

28.01.2025 20:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

how am I doing this year? well, we still have 3 days left in January and I’ve already read 11 books…assuming I’ll add 1-2 more before it’s over…

28.01.2025 16:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

restaurant manager today: “so how are you enjoying our…sixth day in hell?”
me: i’m just trying to find joy anywhere i fucking can and figure out how to help others

26.01.2025 18:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I *think* I had a dream last night that I was having Josh Lyman’s baby…

26.01.2025 13:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the pharmacist complimented my nails today and was like “wait, let me get a good look at them! I really like them!” and when I thanked him I also said “we gotta find joy where we can, right?” and he so knowingly agreed that I genuinely walked away with tears in my eyes

24.01.2025 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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feels very ominous that the first song I heard playing at speed dating is chasing cars

24.01.2025 00:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

genuinely the smartest thing I do is clean my kitchen while the coffee brews. magically, a whole new room just in time to enjoy my drink

(it’s half-caf and I’m going out tonight!)

23.01.2025 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

absolutely love having an emotional day then not being able to sleep at night, so you read half of a book then try your nighttime routine again in the hopes of getting *at least* a few more hours

18.01.2025 16:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ugh! I love old houses but we need them to actually function!

17.01.2025 11:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0