Farts McGee

Unlike you SOME of us care deeply about the Philippines actually

Debenhams using AI for its product images is absolutely a sign that its failing as a company. Look at this horseshit

Love when the plant I keep on top of my bed starts floating off into the wall

fbi puts another one in the books. closing the case the way most crime is solved: someone calls and tells them who did it.

a lot of white british boomers who've spent the last year doing laugh reacts on every story of desperate people dying in the channel are now very mad about people celebrating the death of a white supremacist

What if we met and performed weird hand signals under the Prove Me Wrong gazebo 👉👈🥹

Lights out for The Bang Bus lads, lest Bonnie Blue spot you lighting a cigarette through the window

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

hey the people that stormed the capitol and erected gallows to murder elected leaders want you to know that political violence is not ok

Happy Birthdayman

rich people really will be like “here’s to the sexy and illegal secrets we share, king!” and then later be like “I don’t even know who that dude was I just say that to everybody”

two seals are swimming in the water with the words `` get kissed idiot '' written above them . ALT: two seals are swimming in the water with the words `` get kissed idiot '' written above them .

@lookwaffles.bsky.social

Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic

Talking a fat dump on company time to Own the capitalist machine

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

Looking at myself in the gym mirror with heart eyes saying awooga as I crush my dick in the weight machine over and over again

happy friday the 13th

this is the ultimate type of guy

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

Oops! All Collapse Of Any Social Safety Net And Everybody's Got A Gun

Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped

Best thing about being in the UK is it's summer for 3 months and winter for 3864 years

Back into double digits tomorrow thank fuck.

Fuck me it's cold

AaaaAAAA

They dont want you to know this but C3po is actually a femboy. Always walking around with his midriff out in his little sparkly outfit i see you queen

3 people giving the middle finger to a dog. there are trans flags next to the people giving the middle finger and a UK labour over the dog.