Jonty Wareing

We are upgrading to steel wire. Your move, squirrel.

A squirrel chewed through a piece of dyneema in order to raid our bird feeders and I'm finding it hard to be mad at such a well executed heist

Someone buzzed our doorbell just to show us their bum

We just wanted to go camping for a weekend. 14 years later I am calculating tickets-per-second.

Email music@emfcamp.org

Nope! People say this every year but we have never found any evidence of bot activity. Never underestimate how quickly 3500 trained nerds can click.

Submit something to the CFP! Or help out! Guaranteed tickets that way.

Also didn't you do a DJ set last year? You're eligible for volunteer tickets!

12.6 seconds

12.6, to be precise

Yep!

Even we are surprised by how quickly those sold

This round of ticket sales has sold out.

If you had a ticket in your basket but it vanished, some people have found that logging in lets them recover it: www.emfcamp.org/login

We will re-enable ticket sales for those with vouchers shortly.

Submit a DJ set to the CFP!

To those of you about to try and buy @emfcamp.bsky.social tickets: I wish you luck.

There will be more ticket rounds, and the CFP will open soon.

One has learned to sit on top of our chimney and shout down it. Scares the hell out of me every time.

Simply schedule it in Swatch Beats

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

A reminder that our first public ticket sale will be this Monday (the 9th) at 20:00 UK time (21:00 CET), on:
www.emfcamp.org/tickets

You can see the prices and ticket options there now.

username checks out

Sources say he's planning nonsense with payphones again

Caused by: 100%. Informed: 100%. Involved: 0%.

It is important to be able to charge your cephalopods while travelling

Now if you don't mind I'm off to plug our toastie maker into the car charger on the street

One end of an adapter showing a CCS2 electric car charging male socket.

The other end of an adapter showing a "universal" female plug socket that can accept every type of power plug worldwide.

Extremely cursed adapter. Someone please ban my aliexpress account.

You'd think this was obvious but I am quite sick of high-volume bloggers being cited as objective truth

Just because people publish a lot on the internet doesn't mean they are right

Fine! I'll offer fewer money for your pots.

Less than I'd like (both money, and pots)