Crippled Giraff Decals

A picture of two poleaxes labeling their different parts.

A picture listing the do's and dont's of designing a halberd, comparing that halberd that everyone draws with something based off of museum examples.

Various bardiches and two handed axes for your chopping pleasure.

A picture of a hand mortar, aka a flintlock grenade launcher, as well as a cut out view of both the barrel geometry and the composition of the grenade itself.

Altho that being said I think they should teach children how to draw halberds properly in school.

Doodling

If you see this, post a robot.

These little one evening paint jobs. Quite cathartic!

#nerdlings #warhammercommunity #warhammer

Show me how you draw armor, please...

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They just want to help

If you see this, post a robot🤖.

[or maybe a whole team of traffic control bots]

🎨✨ A body positive illustration of a gengar themed pinup. She’s crouched on a knee, covered in head to toe gengar merch, thigh tattoos all gengar themed.

✶ gengar gang 4evr ✶
#art #gengar #bodypositive

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Robot spider street grill

Don't you want a burger from your friendly #MarchofRobots street vendor?

The home stretch...

If you see this, post a robot.

Possible cover for a Zine of my Spaceship illustrations. Showing a teal, twin hulled spaceship, with orange text overlaid.

Working on a thing…

#Spaceships

Badab War Veterans -

Colossus Imperial Robot 🤖

I had an absolute blast at the 2nd Heads event organised by Ed from Minisodes at the weekend. A couple of games of 2nd edition (including a huge 3000pt a side one where we managed to get all my Chaos horde out), a game of Space Crusade, and a great time with like minded folk!

More fantasy knights should be strapped

#art #sword&sorcery

all six of the five models in the scrungaloid launcher kit lined up

there we go, the full 5 model launcher forager kit all posed up

An old space marine mini painted mostly in silver. Its gun has been slightly modified with a 3D printed magazine.

A close up of its shoulder pad where I have painted a modified version of the Imperial Aquila. It is holding an axe and a rod. It’s the symbol of the Ordo Malleus.

Got it into my head that I wanted to paint a Rogue Trader era Grey Knight (from before they had terminators). There isn’t much info on how they looked that I could find beyond black and white art and a single ‘Eavy Metal image, so I did my best.

Yes, the icon was a nightmare, thanks for asking.

A grey knight marine taken from an old issue of white dwarf.

For the curious, here’s the (particularly crunchy) image I took rough inspiration from for the colour scheme. You can see by this point they’d already changed their icon to something simpler.

Wonder if this scheme inspired the later Astral Claw redesign? They’re pretty similar.

Euromissile & Hughes was really smoking the good stuff

Not REFORGER but similar drip (CA ARNG)

I mean this is the logical end point of having a stock market. Why would rich people ever want to lose money on their investments? They're the ones deciding if they're good investments.

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Dog Gundam

Gundam Sprocket herds satellites for #MarchofRobots

The Figure in Concrete stands on a rocky outcrop. Russian Sage grows out of the rock and out of the Figure's body. The rock and the figure's belly are pierced by great rusted chains. The figure is breaking of the of the chains, sparks flying. Behind them stands a mech carrying an upright glaive. Their shield is massive. It's shadows are purple. In the pastel sky is shattering glass, The Witch in glass smiles on the left side of the glaive, the Devil's Two Front Teeth on the right. Chimera's Lantern is lit.

Three little reptilian guys careen through the air with urban detritus. A car, a bin, a power line to which one clings desperately. Behind them in the clouds a colossal serpent whips through the sky, it's fleshy triangular mouth opens, eyelessly, towards them.

A kneeling armoured figure cups their hands together to catch blood poured from the wrist of a witch standing above them. Blood is spattered over their face and armour. The witch wears a massive headgear from which an umbilical of bloody tubes attach her to an abstract blob of blood, fraying into hexagonal strands and baby faces.

A robed figure wearing a tassled face mask. Each hand raises 3 fingers. She is surounded by a circular rune which features 15 circles and in each circle is an item. A clay figure, a skull, a staff, a tome, a kris, an orb etc.

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