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Alex

@sactomacto

Really good at pretending to know what I'm talking about and pretending to enjoy Sacramento Kings basketball sporting events.

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Scott Perry, 2025:
signs Dennis Schroeder, trades away Jonas Valanciunas for Dario Saric.

Scott Perry, 2026:
Attaches Keon Ellis to dump Schroeder, attaches 2nd Rd pick to dump Saric.

What the

01.02.2026 16:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll never forgive the Kings for not properly building around Fox and letting him get away.

25.12.2025 22:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Phew, thank goodness! The Kings almost accidentally won that one.

19.12.2025 06:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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03.12.2025 23:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What are we doing here

01.12.2025 09:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Coach Christie took Zach out of the game right after that. Love it.

01.12.2025 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I flick on the Kings game just in time to see Zach LaVine go under on a screen for a 44% 3pt shooter (swish). SMH. Turning this off.

01.12.2025 02:29 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Keon Ellis getting zero minutes in the first half is not a great strategy, imho.

08.11.2025 04:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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OMG THERE’S A BABY ON THE KINGS HOMECOURT

08.11.2025 04:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.11.2025 23:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t care, Austin Reaves is still overrated as hell. If he didn’t have a Laker uniform on he wouldn’t have gotten 18 free throws. And plus he’s playing the Kings.

27.10.2025 03:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Light it.

25.10.2025 04:29 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keon Ellis seems like he’s hated by refs. They don’t give him any benefit of the doubt and reluctant to send him to the line.

25.10.2025 03:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Ok I think I’m ok with Drew Eubanks never taking a shot attempt ever again. Like the coach needs to tell him he’s never allowed to shoot unless it’s a dunk.

25.10.2025 02:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah that’s his rep. Disappears when the game is on the line. 😕

25.10.2025 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Zach LaVine is such a good 1st Quarter player…

25.10.2025 02:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That block by Malik Monk

25.10.2025 02:30 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Remember when the Kings were up by almost 20 in the first half tho

23.10.2025 04:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The young kids are the only ones doing what the coach asks.

18.10.2025 05:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yeaaaah I wouldn’t mind if the Sac Kings just traded all the old timers and played the young dudes

18.10.2025 03:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
15.10.2025 16:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess the Kings can now sign Russ as new starting power forward

12.10.2025 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve analyzed the first quarter of this Kings game and they just need to fix only two things: 1) their defense and 2) their offense.

11.10.2025 02:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good lord why are all kings three point attempts by anyone not LaVine such clangers

11.10.2025 02:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

START DEVELOPING THIS MAN TO BE THE FUTURE STARTING PG POST HASTE STAT YESTERDAY

10.10.2025 00:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The most damning thing about the Kings is that Drew Eubanks, who looks like a mediocre scrub on his previous teams, stands out above and beyond for his intensity and hustle when in a Kings jersey.

09.10.2025 19:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s nothing more constant in the universe than the speed of light and the Sacramento Kings getting dominated on both ends at the 3 point line.

09.10.2025 03:38 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT IF NIQUE CLIFFORD IS ALL ROOKIE LEVEL

02.10.2025 22:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT IF DARIO SARIC BECOMES NEMANJA BELICIA

02.10.2025 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT IF ISSAC JONES BECOMES AARON GORDON OR NAZ REID

02.10.2025 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0