Adulthood is the biggest lie I was told as a kid ngl

Idk HK-47 is up there for me, something about him calling me meatbag sparks the circuits, yknow?
(I'm joking, Glados is superior--just dont tell HK that)

It's homosexual, even

Getting up at 6 am is torture; getting up at 6 am without an alarm is soul crushing

Sadly, I think count as a femme

Lesbian sheep be like, meanwhile gay rams are ramming their horns together hard enough to interlock and stare longingly into each other's eyes

Bump

Help a doll out!!

But then you're still cucked if you never get DMed

Idk I think dyke night and Dykes on Bikes proves the ladies fw dykes

The old king Omegle is dead, long live king Spotify

Me getting my friends to complete the kink test, already knowing they're kinky af but don't know it yet: "we will be watching your career with great interest"

Nah nah nah the motivation is great and all BUT it's a monkey paw sitch--you also get the ADHD

Something I maybe need to accept about myself is that I'm kind of an intense person and I just don't really have a lot of normal friendships. If we hang out more than once a week for a couple months our relationship will asymptotically approach dating or I'll adopt you into my family or both

Just a brain-ded animal chew tuoy :3

Pretty girl demanded I put my helmet on and sword fight her while on a date with another Pretty girl

Another pretty girl took me for a drive in the country, stared at the sunset longingly

I need to get better at saying for hot girls to jump my bones

I make a good chew toy, I can confirm with over 12 new hickeys

IM A CHEW TOY LETS GOOOO

I'm gonna go play arcade games with a knight in shining armor

I hope she sweeps me off my feet, or if not, then firmly sweeps the board and beats me at pool

Im gonna start referring to them as such, everyone else can catch up

Yeahhhhhhhh

Ooooh who it be??

Yes--it also depends on the kind of migraines you get, but that would generally be a part of the postdrome. You have 4 stages, each of which can last varying lengths and symptoms: prodrome, aura, attack/headache, postdrome

You should get Milo Rossi to add his thoughts on the matter, as someone who's been to the site trying to debunk the conspiracy theories

I've successfully fought my insurances in the past over large bills, if you need assistance navigating it?

Deference politics I get 100%, though I'd like to know how dead dove plays into that (I only recently got pulled back into fandom scenes from friends and has been mentioned once or twice. Would you be able to share more, or point me to where I can learn that viewpoint?

Your lived experience is meaningful evidence, at least if they're friends or acquaintances it should be

That being said, some dolls I know would need a full breakdown of what happened before changing because they're so stubborn once they've made a choice (even if it's at a cost to themselves)

Give me artistic liberty, or give me death (I was told I have to strictly abide by brand colors, using the primary colors and not the secondary ones instead just because they're prettier) :(((

Accidental main character energy: saying "yes" "uh huh" "okay" after every sentence or paragraph someone says, as if you're speedrunning dialogue (you're just HoH and confirming you can still hear the person)