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It’s to hot and it’s just the start of march.
@alasdairstuart.com some weird flash fiction horror I jotted down.
Part 3
Then one night a young man took a drunken dare to lick one. Somehow he did. An hour later,he was wheeled into the ER seizing and vomiting up buckets of white parasitic worms. He fell into a coma and died a week later. The eyeballs did not vanish but we knew to leave them alone now.
Part 2
They were not hostile they just floated along and passive managed to get away from anyone who attempted to attack them always slightly out of reach. They didn’t speak or communicate in anyway they were just giant floating eyeballs. Who watched. was weird but most people got used to it.
Flash fiction: eyeballs part 1
One day in the city we woke up to find giant eyeballs floating down the sidewalks. They were about the size of a person in every hue and shade with a bundle of retinal nerves attached at the back.
@alasdairstuart.com oh my thus from last year it’s so good! youtu.be/IkfUNc9x7MU?...
It’s a good day today.
Looking good
@hackintimseeley.bsky.social
First time in about two weeks my IBS has let up
@alasdairstuart.com @enzymaticwitch.bsky.social Quincy doodle bop.
Oh I need to finish episode one, it is making me happy!
It would be cannibalism if Quincy ate a sweet potato seeing as he is a sweet orange potato too!
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They don’t care big daddy oil is giving them fat stacks and stock options.
What I wouldn’t give for fall off the bone bbq pork ribs with a sweet tangy sauce! Oh wait I’m broke
Can we just have an entirely new series not a reboot or anything please!
I know. 🙄
@alasdairstuart.com @enzymaticwitch.bsky.social guess who was having a happy nap?
Our “acting president of Venezuela” now says “I have to be involved” in selecting the new leader of Iran.
Hegseth, who has denied that the goal of the war is regime change, may want to get in touch with his own Supreme Leader so that they can keep their lies straight.
So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion.
That's roughly $1 billion per day.
$41,666,667 per hour.
$11,574 per second.
People do not want this.
They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.
Are they zombies now?
